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[nervous]

had my car keyed outside my office today, front to back, in a nice wiggly line. although im a huge fan of racing stripes this is not a look i was going for on my own car.

so, can somebody say something nice, please. i fear im losing faith in human kind.

thanks folks.

[ballcock]

That is SOOOO shite , Nervie .. Really sorry to hear. What the f@*) is it with someone that makes em want to do that.

I make you a solemn promise that if I ever bump into you by accident I'll buy you a pint!(if you're silly enough to arrange to meet me I'll buy you two!!)


(Shite , that sounds flippant .. sorry , was tryin to cheer you up ..)

[nervous]

no, thanks BC, thats a nice thing to say.

thanks mate, i appreciate it.

[iguana]

Something to make you smile & a free offer....


Got an old car for spare parts the other day, once the non opening boot situation was remedied I found it had a boot full of porn DVDs & fecking great vibro! was indeed quite a suprise.

You are welcome to help yourself to any of it if you wish to cheer you up.


Nice enough?

>> Edited by iguana on Tuesday 21st March 21:26

[tertius]

Shit. Sorry to hear that.

I absolutely cannot understand the mentality that leads someone to do something like that.

Talking of pints (in a vain effort to cheer you up) whatever happened to the East Anglia get together that was mooted a while ago? Anything come of that?

Dan

[nervous]

erm... yes, thats kind too. aw hell, ill take it all. make sure you throw in one of those kfc steri wipes though: wouldnt want to seem gross.






god only knows what was happening in that car before you bought it. probly best you dont think about it. most especially if the bloke you bought it froms name was 'big' something

[_topcat]

iguana said:

Something to make you smile & a free offer.... Got an old car for spare parts the other day, once the non opening boot situation was remedied I found it had a boot full of porn DVDs & fecking great vibro! was indeed quite a suprise. You are welcome to help yourself to any of it if you wish to cheer you up. Nice enough? >> Edited by iguana on Tuesday 21st March 21:26

Cool.

Sorry to hear this nervous. i was only talking about where i am happy to leave my car for fear of this sort of thing. i mean stealing a car is bad but this is just a useless waste of time.
Hope your insurance will take care of this quickly.
Oh and grab a hand full of porn for me.(that sounded wrong but cant think of another way to word it)

>> Edited by _topcat on Tuesday 21st March 21:31

[nervous]

tertius said:

Talking of pints (in a vain effort to cheer you up) whatever happened to the East Anglia get together that was mooted a while ago? Anything come of that? Dan

thanks dan.

i dont know whats happening about the get together, but id definitley be up for it if and when it happnes

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

No CCTV in the area so you could identify the scrotes & read Vogon poetry to them?

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

Really sorry to hear this though..........

[SuPaSpArK]

Sorry to hear nervy.....if you catch'em I'll come down and cut their ears off for ya.
(I shit you not)
Supes.

[vesuvius996]

Man. I am SO sorry.

Cs

Maybe they could spend less time abusing other peoples' hard earned and hard won property, and more time appreciating that the REASON they will NEVER make ANYTHING of themselves is because they are too LAZY and STUPID to ever achieve anything.

Jesus I a HOPPING MAD. BASTARDS.


>> Edited by vesuvius996 on Tuesday 21st March 21:33

[nervous]

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

No CCTV in the area so you could identify the scrotes & read Vogon poetry to them?

nope. and my PA was sat right in front of the window and saw nuthin.

i feel a good old fashioned killing spree coming on. all will die.

actually, thats not true. i dont feel even remotely angry. i just feel sad. just plain old sad. not cos of the cost or anything like that, just at the impersonal spite of it. makes me unhappy that theres someone that unhappy. strange, nay stoopid, huh?

[nervous]

thanks supes and soovy, i appreciate that guys.

knew you lot would make me feel better. thankyou.

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

nervous said:

nope. and my PA was sat right in front of the window and saw nuthin.

....been docking the speedboat in the wrong harbour?

and then set sail for new adventures?

[nervous]

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

nervous said: nope. and my PA was sat right in front of the window and saw nuthin. ....been docking the speedboat in the wrong harbour? and then set sail for new adventures?

i was waiting for that. shes sixty.

and therefore far too young.



actually, they tell me sex at sixty can be great. though you have to get someone else to steer.

[vesuvius996]

In fact I would go so far to say that I hope they die and agonising and drawn out death from something very very painful.

Oh JESUS I have had to break out the Bushmills to calm down.

[vesuvius996]

i was waiting for that. shes sixty.

and therefore far too young.



God bless you Nervous....

[nervous]

vesuvius996 said:

I hope they ROT in HELL.

they wont. theyll have forgotten they did it already.

the act means much more to me than them. and the instant promotion they got from demoting me will have long since passed.

its only money, huh? and i could stand to lose some weight anyway.