Snobberwy and wivalwy
Snobberwy and wivalwy
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pikey

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7,704 posts

312 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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I have no idea where its come from, but I'm finding myself being really snobbish to other Porsche owners.

You know... the ones with black and white wheel centre crests.

How do they do it? And if the car's second hand, why don't they have them changed. Won't take much and they'll increase their standing in social circles.

Terrible, really terrible.

jeremyc

27,869 posts

312 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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Right! Outside you.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

277 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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pikey said:
You know... the ones with black and white wheel centre crests.


I don't even have crests on mine

ibbo

33 posts

245 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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Hi Pikey!

At least you wont attack me at LM for my crests!!

maxxuk

341 posts

247 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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Please sir, I have Carrera 4 on mine. is that ok sir ??

pikey

Original Poster:

7,704 posts

312 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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Ok, maybe I should elaborate a bit more, particlarly as Jeremy, who doesn't even have a Porsche, is busy punching me outside.

When you buy a Porsche, it has wheels.
The centre of these wheels have Porsche crests on.
The default option is for the crests to be black & white, which look rubbish.
For £106 (or some basic bargaining) you can "upgrade" the wheel crests for ones that are coloured in.
They then look like this.

I never noticed before, but since its been brought to my attention, I can't help but think the B&W ones look sooooooo naff. And cheap.

And THAT is snobbery. Which I have accepted

jeremyc

27,869 posts

312 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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pikey said:
Ok, maybe I should elaborate a bit more, particlarly as Jeremy, who doesn't even have a Porsche, is busy punching me outside.
Check your facts, oh Pikey one.

Wheel centres have black Porker crests.

burriana

16,556 posts

282 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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what about red?
Or is that just plain garish and should only be seen outside a Soho strip joint

cheburator

510 posts

286 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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pikey said:
Ok, maybe I should elaborate a bit more, particlarly as Jeremy, who doesn't even have a Porsche, is busy punching me outside.

When you buy a Porsche, it has wheels.
The centre of these wheels have Porsche crests on.
The default option is for the crests to be black & white, which look rubbish.
For £106 (or some basic bargaining) you can "upgrade" the wheel crests for ones that are coloured in.
They then look like this.

I never noticed before, but since its been brought to my attention, I can't help but think the B&W ones look sooooooo naff. And cheap.

And THAT is snobbery. Which I have accepted


So am I at the bottom of the ladder, given that my 18" Magnesium 3-piece Stroseks have a grey Porsche crest? Not even B&W ...

gmk666

1,679 posts

253 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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And you know you're really sad when you start noticing that the coloured crests on the 997/Cayman/987 Boxster are different to those on the 996/986 Boxster.


The old one has a line round it. The new one doesn't. The people I really look down on are those who have fitted the older type to their newer cars to save £100. Skinflints.

>> Edited by gmk666 on Wednesday 29th March 14:16

burriana

16,556 posts

282 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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jeremyc said:
something about a new car in a lurid colour


Oh well done Sir! ... seriously good choice of colour, tell you what, bring it on MegaHoon too, that Minithingmajig isn't long enough by half

>> Edited by burriana on Wednesday 29th March 13:52

Steve_M

598 posts

263 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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Top of the wheel centre food chain

pikey

Original Poster:

7,704 posts

312 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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jeremyc said:
Check your facts, oh Pikey one.


Ooo, I missed that one! Congratulations! What brought about that decision? I thought the AM was aaaaammmmmaaaazzzzzing?

Anyway.... <snotty French accent> I look down my nose at you!

pikey

Original Poster:

7,704 posts

312 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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burriana said:
what about red?
Or is that just plain garish and should only be seen outside a Soho strip joint


Superb!!!!!!!!

mr_tony

6,350 posts

297 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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pikey said:
jeremyc said:
Check your facts, oh Pikey one.


Ooo, I missed that one! Congratulations! What brought about that decision? I thought the AM was aaaaammmmmaaaazzzzzing?

Anyway.... <snotty French accent> I look down my nose at you!


Indeed - congrats Mr C Looking forward to checking that one out on minihoon

Don

28,378 posts

312 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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Steve_M said:
Top of the wheel centre food chain


Yes but coloured centre covers look so good with GT3 wheels...


ripton

429 posts

260 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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sleep envy said:
pikey said:
You know... the ones with black and white wheel centre crests.


I don't even have crests on mine


At last count I had three (black) ones gues that places me fairly low on the ladder.

They might look sh1te but the wheels look worse and the wheel upgrade comes quite a long way down the list after engine, suspension and brake mods and recarpeting.

Unless I can convince myself that the brake upgrade isn't possibel without bigger wheels to fit bigger discs into

anniesdad

14,589 posts

266 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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pikey said:
I have no idea where its come from, but I'm finding myself being really snobbish to other Porsche owners.

You know... the ones with black and white wheel centre crests.

How do they do it? And if the car's second hand, why don't they have them changed. Won't take much and they'll increase their standing in social circles.

Terrible, really terrible.



Hang on! I'm confused. My Boxster 2.7 (bottom of the range and not even a Porsche according to Badapple ) has coloured crests. Does that make me a pauper or not? Please advise, so I know at what point I must concede in any future argument.

Thanks.

burriana

16,556 posts

282 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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pikey said:
burriana said:
what about red?
Or is that just plain garish and should only be seen outside a Soho strip joint


Superb!!!!!!!!


The red wheels or the Soho strip joint?

dsgv6

138 posts

249 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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Pikey,

I too opted for the coloured wheel crests but couldn't leave it at that!

....snobbery is looking down your nose at all those with a silver 'S'