RMS woes. Engine blown.

[Vesuvius 996]

Errrrr. No, and no.

A pleasureable couple of days at handsome speed. All over Europe.

No leaks, and no engine issues.



Is this unusual............?

[magic torch]

205

[andrew medway]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Errrrr. No, and no. A pleasureable couple of days at handsome speed. All over Europe. No leaks, and no engine issues. Is this unusual............?

You have had too much fun and not enough hassel.

You must sue....

[Vesuvius 996]

I shall.

I have just discovered a small sweat from my rear end.


Is this covered under warranty? Or should I eat less curry?

[Steve_M]

Here we go again

[Vesuvius 996]

Oh yes.




I heard a noise from my 996 when I accelerated today. It was RMS of course. REAL MEAN SHOUTING from my howling and very healthy engine........





>> Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Thursday 11th May 23:41

[andrew medway]

Vesuvius 996 said:

I shall. I have just discovered a small sweat from my rear end. Is this covered under warranty? Or should I eat less curry?

Is it just a show or is there an actual trickle? You should notice a small puddle when stood for a while.

You may just need the back end stripped and filled.

[wildoliver]

Some of us with proper dry engines dont suffer from such problems

Instead we deposit the oil on the floor from the entire engine LOL!

[Vesuvius 996]

Common sense at last.

[shed17]

What do you guys use to get the oil off your driveways

[LeeME3]

My 996 is also failing to need a new RMS, should i report this to Porsche GB as it seems you are not a real 996 driver unless you change the RMS at least daily.......?

My Boxtser also stayed dry for over 2 years - am I driving them wrong?

[Don]

LeeME3 said:

My Boxtser also stayed dry for over 2 years - am I driving them wrong?

It appears that with six years and two Boxster Ss and nary a drop of oil anywhere it shouldn't be I, too, am missing out on the true Porsche experience.

Luckily my TVR has been an unreliable pile of poo to make up.

Honest chaps its brilliant but no one could call the fecking thing "reliable" that would be going too far.

[what colour]

shed17 said:

What do you guys use to get the oil off your driveways

I use coca cola

[bennno]

shed17 said:

What do you guys use to get the oil off your driveways

probably better to post this on the tvr thread...

bennno

[cyberface]

What you need is to fill your engine with ZYMOL then you won't leak oil from yer RMS.

[DucatiGary]

CALL TRACY NOW FOR NEW RMS PREVENTION ZYMOL

08000 JWB JWB

[JP.]

DucatiGary said:

CALL TRACY NOW FOR NEW RMS PREVENTION ZYMOL 08000 JWB JWB

[Vesuvius 996]

Car ran well today.

Just checking in

[LeeME3]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Car ran well today. Just checking in

Same here, we really must be doing something wrong!!!!

[Vesuvius 996]

Not trying hard enough...............




>> Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Sunday 14th May 20:56