renting a car for the ring this weekend
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I take it you're flying Ryanair, then? That must be a first - stepping off (or jumping off if they charge extra for stairs) one of O'Leary's flying slave-ships and walking out of arrivals to rent a 997. Though you'll have to rent something, as in Ryanairesque, Frankfurt is probably closer to Vatican City than to Frankfurt. There are a couple of outfits in Germany that will rent you something like a Lotus specifically for the track. Limited Cars in Hamburg do it, and I think Red Sport do something, too (they're not far from the 'Ring, either). As for Hertz (and others) that will rent out a 997 and similar - make sure it's OK to 'Ring it. Some of the rental companies are wise to what goes on and don't much like it - if you prang it, you could end up f*cked.
Hertz and Sixt also offer snazzy machinery. It's a bank holiday in Germany tomorrow, so you'd better be quick arranging something. It's the bane of my life trying to rent stuff here as everything nice is usually reserved - which is a problem as I can't stand goddamned Mercs which there never seems to be a shortage of, and I'm usually last-minute. The GF runs a travel agency here. If you need help, I'll get her to check for you on Wednesday - PM me.
Hertz and Sixt also offer snazzy machinery. It's a bank holiday in Germany tomorrow, so you'd better be quick arranging something. It's the bane of my life trying to rent stuff here as everything nice is usually reserved - which is a problem as I can't stand goddamned Mercs which there never seems to be a shortage of, and I'm usually last-minute. The GF runs a travel agency here. If you need help, I'll get her to check for you on Wednesday - PM me.
Edited by loach on Monday 2nd October 20:20
kleonard said:
Heading to the ring this weekend.....Just got off the phone with avis... carrera s costs 650 for three days... does anyone know of other companies that rent nice rent a racers in germany.. flying into frankfurt-hanh...???
I thought Avis had a specific "you will not take to Nurburgring" line in the agreement.
pikey said:
kleonard said:
Heading to the ring this weekend.....Just got off the phone with avis... carrera s costs 650 for three days... does anyone know of other companies that rent nice rent a racers in germany.. flying into frankfurt-hanh...???
I thought Avis had a specific "you will not take to Nurburgring" line in the agreement.
Don't know about Avis, but Hertz have a policy of applying a worldwide lifetime ban to anyone found driving their cars at the Ring and (apparently) have photographers at the circuit to check for it, so you don't even have to crash there ...
You could rent something ordinary and get a race car from: www.rent-racecar.de
ballcock said:
The thought had crossed my mind to slag you off for flyin with that con-air crowd too.
'That'll be 2p for the ticket, £50 excess baggage , £5 for a coffee , £60 for the transport to get you out of the backwater you've inadvertently flown into...
'That'll be 2p for the ticket, £50 excess baggage , £5 for a coffee , £60 for the transport to get you out of the backwater you've inadvertently flown into...
ah sure your lot spent millions shakin' redsigning a shamrock only to replace it with a red dot....but then again you probably now have a stake
2p ticket, carryon only, no coffee, bus from airport.........all in all you get what you pay for and can't fault it.....YET.
hhhmmmmmmmm rent a ringer.........now you have got me thinking....
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ballcock said:
[quote=Irish....but then again you probably now have a stake
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Wanna buy some shares cheap!!!!!!!
I probably asked for all that A , Come next year it'll probably be difficult to spot the difference between our lot and con-air ...
[/quote] I prefer "Rotten Air" myself. Would be an Aer Lingus regular myself but for the fact I live in East London.
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There's a report on renting a 997 and driving it on the Nordschleife:
www.channel4.com/4car/feature/feature.jsp?id=274&page=1
www.channel4.com/4car/feature/feature.jsp?id=274&page=1
All this "you cant take it on the ring, bull", clauses me arse,
just rent the 997 C2s its got 107bhp less than your GT2, dont crash and you will be fine!! Its just a car, there all the same. Seats, a steering wheel and an accelerator pedal...
BTW, make sure you cane the arse off it, drive it like its stolen.
At least your brother will!

just rent the 997 C2s its got 107bhp less than your GT2, dont crash and you will be fine!! Its just a car, there all the same. Seats, a steering wheel and an accelerator pedal... BTW, make sure you cane the arse off it, drive it like its stolen.
At least your brother will!

ballcock said:
Irish said:
....but then again you probably now have a stake
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Wanna buy some shares cheap!!!!!!!
I probably asked for all that A , Come next year it'll probably be difficult to spot the difference between our lot and con-air ...

I don't think so - not unless Aer Lingus plan to tippex the word "customer" from all of their training material and replace it with the word "gobshite". It's still a mystery to me how O'Leary managed to so ruthlessly ape Southwest's gameplan without incorporating any of SW's affability towards its patrons. It's probably because the guy himself is an obnoxious cnut.
Dave 321 said:
All this "you cant take it on the ring, bull", clauses me arse,
just rent the 997 C2s its got 107bhp less than your GT2, dont crash and you will be fine!! Its just a car, there all the same. Seats, a steering wheel and an accelerator pedal...
BTW, make sure you cane the arse off it, drive it like its stolen.
At least your brother will!

just rent the 997 C2s its got 107bhp less than your GT2, dont crash and you will be fine!! Its just a car, there all the same. Seats, a steering wheel and an accelerator pedal... BTW, make sure you cane the arse off it, drive it like its stolen.
At least your brother will!

If that isn't tempting fate, I don't know what is. Why didn't you add "I guarantee that you'll never, ever, ever, ever, never crash that rented car at the Nurburgring - not even if it's pissing rain..."loach said:
Dave 321 said:
All this "you cant take it on the ring, bull", clauses me arse,
just rent the 997 C2s its got 107bhp less than your GT2, dont crash and you will be fine!! Its just a car, there all the same. Seats, a steering wheel and an accelerator pedal...
BTW, make sure you cane the arse off it, drive it like its stolen.
At least your brother will!

just rent the 997 C2s its got 107bhp less than your GT2, dont crash and you will be fine!! Its just a car, there all the same. Seats, a steering wheel and an accelerator pedal... BTW, make sure you cane the arse off it, drive it like its stolen.
At least your brother will!

If that isn't tempting fate, I don't know what is. Why didn't you add "I guarantee that you'll never, ever, ever, ever, never crash that rented car at the Nurburgring - not even if it's pissing rain..."Not saying that Col, once the place is treated with respect as I am sure you know, you can actually take the car out in the rain around the ring and have some very enjoyable laps. Always quiet when rains, bikers go home!!
Dave 321 said:
Not saying that Col, once the place is treated with respect as I am sure you know, you can actually take the car out in the rain around the ring and have some very enjoyable laps. Always quiet when rains, bikers go home!!
I know - I just had flashbacks to when I (very cheekily) borrowed one of my OPC's 997s for a weekend and mysteriously landed at the 'Ring on my way to the shops. I was all piss and vinegar on the way there. But once I rolled up to the gate, and the realisation that I'd have to move to Columbia if I stuffed it set in, my sphincter puckered up so tight it nearly tore the leather on the seat.
I didn't enjoy a minute of it - and I've over 200 laps down there, so it wasn't so much a fear that I'd lose the car. It was more that fear you have when you're standing at a ships railings and wondering what it would be like if you fell in.
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