BMW Z4 Coupe Drivers

[noumenon]

Ventured south of the river last night. Needless to say, I was cautious parking and chose a spot right beside a nice black Z4 3.0i Coupe and miles away from anything else. When I returned to my car, the BMW was gone and so were my pressure monitoring valve caps from the same side.

Being sad and pedantic, I remember the registration number of the bmw. So when I see said z4 again, if he has two of these caps on it, then he clearly thinks that sharing car items is ok. I could do with some new wiper blades....

[noumenon]

The plot thickens. I have a perfect set of fingerprints on my front wing where the villain held on while reaching over. What's the number for crimewatch?

[TOENHEEL]

If someone bought a z4 coupe i find it hard to believe they would be as tight to nick ya valve caps. Maybe some little chav nicked them for his BMX.

[jezzaaa]

noumenon said:

Ventured south of the river last night. Needless to say, I was cautious parking and chose a spot right beside a nice black Z4 3.0i Coupe and miles away from anything else. When I returned to my car, the BMW was gone and so were my pressure monitoring valve caps from the same side.

Being sad and pedantic, I remember the registration number of the bmw. So when I see said z4 again, if he has two of these caps on it, then he clearly thinks that sharing car items is ok. I could do with some new wiper blades....

Excellent...so since I've switched from Porsche to BMW I have become: -

Generally a moron
Selfish
Forgetful of things like indicators and lane discipline

And now, also a thief! Bloody marvellous! ;-)

Edited by jezzaaa on Tuesday 21st August 13:48

[Adam B]

I think it more likely the scrote tried to nick your car, couldn't get in so nicked your valves and the BMW

[noumenon]

jezzaaa said:

noumenon said:

Ventured south of the river last night. Needless to say, I was cautious parking and chose a spot right beside a nice black Z4 3.0i Coupe and miles away from anything else. When I returned to my car, the BMW was gone and so were my pressure monitoring valve caps from the same side.

Being sad and pedantic, I remember the registration number of the bmw. So when I see said z4 again, if he has two of these caps on it, then he clearly thinks that sharing car items is ok. I could do with some new wiper blades....

Excellent...so since I've switched from Porsche to BMW I have become: -

Generally a moron
Selfish
Forgetful of things like indicators and lane discipline

And now, also a thief! Bloody marvellous! ;-)

Edited by jezzaaa on Tuesday 21st August 13:48

Do people make comments about the size of your *ahem*
Or is that saved for us porker drivers? Or do you keep the attributes of former cars too? *Tries to forget own Vauxhall Chavalier SRi*

Actually the only real ripping I've had was a breakdown flatbed driver who asked me why I'd bought a woman's car. I said I had to have one to work for Vidal Sassoon. It made a sort of a woosh noise as it went over his head. However his flatbed, not restricted by any 56mph limiter, in his capable hands, had done London to Manchester in just over two hours (200 miles - lol). *rawr*