German service book - anyone speak hunnish?
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roygarth said:
Jahreswartung = literally, 'years service', i.e. annual service;
Fahrzeugwartung = literally, 'vehicle service'
Is that cunning enough?? If you are ever stuck, there is a translator on www.dictionary.com, but it does come up with some amusing alternatives!!
Melv
INDICATORS----------Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken
SPEEDOMETER---------Der Egobooster
PUNCTURE------------Die Phatte mit Bludyf---en
LEARNER-------------Die Twaten mit Elplatt
ESTATE CAR----------Die Bagsromm fur Shagginkinauto
WINDSCREEN WIPER----Die Fippenflappenschittenspredden
FOOTBRAKE-----------Der Edbangenonvindskreen stoppenquik
BREATHALYSER--------Die Puffintem fur Pistenarsen
SEATBELT------------Der Klunkenklicken Frauleintrapper
HEADLIGHTS----------Das Dippendontdazzle ubastud
FOG WARNING---------Die Puttenfutdownen Fukit
HIGHWAY CODE--------Der Wipen fur Arsen
TYRES---------------Phlattfarts
TRAFFIC JAM---------Der Bluddinfukkin damnundblasten
BACKFIRE------------Der Lowdenbangen mekkenme Fukkenjumpen
JUGGERNAUT----------Der Fukkengret trucken
ACCIDENT------------Der Bleedinmess
NEAR ACCIDENT-------Der Fukken neer schittenselfen
CYCLIST-------------Pedalpushen pilloken
REAR VIEW MIRROR----Der Yokhunter TooKlosen

SPEEDOMETER---------Der Egobooster
PUNCTURE------------Die Phatte mit Bludyf---en
LEARNER-------------Die Twaten mit Elplatt
ESTATE CAR----------Die Bagsromm fur Shagginkinauto
WINDSCREEN WIPER----Die Fippenflappenschittenspredden
FOOTBRAKE-----------Der Edbangenonvindskreen stoppenquik
BREATHALYSER--------Die Puffintem fur Pistenarsen
SEATBELT------------Der Klunkenklicken Frauleintrapper
HEADLIGHTS----------Das Dippendontdazzle ubastud
FOG WARNING---------Die Puttenfutdownen Fukit
HIGHWAY CODE--------Der Wipen fur Arsen
TYRES---------------Phlattfarts
TRAFFIC JAM---------Der Bluddinfukkin damnundblasten
BACKFIRE------------Der Lowdenbangen mekkenme Fukkenjumpen
JUGGERNAUT----------Der Fukkengret trucken
ACCIDENT------------Der Bleedinmess
NEAR ACCIDENT-------Der Fukken neer schittenselfen
CYCLIST-------------Pedalpushen pilloken
REAR VIEW MIRROR----Der Yokhunter TooKlosen

Bodo said:
Jahreswartung = Annual Service
Fahrzeugwartung = Vehicle Service
Anyone know what these entail? In my 964 service book I'm sure there tickable boxes for 'oil change' and 'service'?
Sorry to keep banging on about this but I'm trying to establish the service history on the car.
Melv said:
Roy -stop farting about and ask a specialist..... GT1 -Chertsey 01932 569911. Ask for Craig or Peter. Mention my name.
Melv
Apologies Lord Melv of Spear if I, ignorant little minion that I am, have offended your esteemed sensibilities.
'Ask a specialist' could be the response to most of the questions on these forums.
'Farting about'? Thats practically the raison d'etre of these forums.
Looking at your 'post time' may I humbly suggest that go back to bed and get out the other side? In return I promise to run proposed future posts by you for official 'seriousness clearance' before posting.
roygarth said:
Melv said:
Roy -stop farting about and ask a specialist..... GT1 -Chertsey 01932 569911. Ask for Craig or Peter. Mention my name.
Melv
Apologies Lord Melv of Spear if I, ignorant little minion that I am, have offended your esteemed sensibilities.![]()
'Ask a specialist' could be the response to most of the questions on these forums.
'Farting about'? Thats practically the raison d'etre of these forums.
Looking at your 'post time' may I humbly suggest that go back to bed and get out the other side? In return I promise to run proposed future posts by you for official 'seriousness clearance' before posting.![]()
We aim to please!!
: You may get off your knees now....
Melv
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