Zymol, Meguiars or Swissol
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Ah, splendid repartie, dear Plotlothian.
Actually, speaking of rubber dresses, 'Er and me were in Tescos recently and the guy in front of us in the 8 items or less queue had a full gimp outfit on, mask an' all. He was buying a newspaper and a pint of milk. The checkout girl was having trouble hearing him through the mask, so he had to shout, meaning that everyone looked at him - poor bugger.
It took all the strength in the world NOT to ask him if he really was going to drink the milk and read the paper, or if they were key items in some sordid sexual game.
Takes all sorts...
Plotloss said:
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That wasnt in Brackley was it?
Was in there years ago when a girl wearing a rather short mini skirt in the frozen food aisle reached up to get something off an overhead shelf and all of a sudden 'clack clack' on the floor.
Those'll be Ben Waa balls then...
I can just imagine the cleaner dispatched to Aisle 5 to sort out a wet spill thinking "Been Where Balls"?
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