Fly versus Tuscan !!
Fly versus Tuscan !!
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lady topaz

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3,855 posts

270 months

Saturday 6th November 2004
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Just cleaning my car after a rapid tour if the Cotswolds last weekend, (thanks to C3C car club for hospitality ), when I noticed a very splegged fly. So what? I hear you ask!Ah, but this one was on the back of the boot. This begs the question.

a) Was the fly quicker than the Tusc through the twisties, but had brake failure and rear ended me ( no schoolboy comments please!)

b) Did I inadvertantly reverse at warp speed into the poor little fellow?

c) Was he just shortsighted and flew into me whilst I was stationary?

Any other ideas?

Di

event horizon

44 posts

260 months

Saturday 6th November 2004
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err.. looks like you have all the options covered.

However, its far more likly to be a bogey that a Porker owner wiped there

PatHeald

8,058 posts

272 months

Saturday 6th November 2004
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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits the back of a Tuscan at 50mph......?

tombaron

806 posts

255 months

Saturday 6th November 2004
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PatHeald said:
What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits the back of a Tuscan at 50mph......?


its bum

hardcore

23 posts

249 months

Tuesday 16th November 2004
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she was probably on her way home to the husbant and kids, got caught in your slipstream, and died, the last thing to go through her mind was eithe physically "its bum" or metaphoricaly the classic "oh fu*k"