RE> TVR to cease Tuscan production !!!!!!!

[millerman]

Just heard TVR are to cease production of the TVR Tuscan. They are in the process of cancelling all orders and delivery of the Tuscan 2.

I am reliably informed that the Tuscan is to be replace by a wind machine, an armchair rollercoaster and a megabase stereo.

TVR have explained that this will provide all of the thrills of the existing Tuscan but in the the comfort of your own home. In order to replicate the finnacial effects of Tuscan ownership they will arrange a weekly direct debit of £38.00 and 2 payments of £600.00 every 10 months.

Because Tuscan owners are used to a lot of public attention all new customers will be given immedaite celebrity status so they do not miss out on those admiring glances and comments.

This has meet with a large outcry from TVR owners who feel that the replacement will diffucult if not impossible to use on track days. TVR (not wishing to upset their customers) have said that they will provide a large bucket of grit to be sandblasted onto the front your armchair rollercoaster.

Deposits of 2 plastic buttons and a sticky lolly stick are now being taken.

[J_S_G]

millerman said:

In order to replicate the finnacial effects of Tuscan ownership they will arrange a weekly direct debit of £38.00 and 2 payments of £600.00 every 10 months.

So, that accounts for the bills on the 4 that they've screwed together correctly. What are the costs if you're buying a normal one?

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