what will this car do for me?
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Take my advice,
First and foremost its sensitivety, well endowement, good sense of humour, well endowement, generosity, well endowement,tactfulness, well endowement,charm, well endowement, good looks, well endowement, humility, well endowement, money and well endowement which will bring you success with the ladies. Failing most of these, well endowement and a Tusc will certainly go a long way to bringing you the desired result.
How the hell did I end up with a bloke with none of these attributes????
Aaaah sorry ncs, I mean Tony!!!
Di
better grab coat quick
First and foremost its sensitivety, well endowement, good sense of humour, well endowement, generosity, well endowement,tactfulness, well endowement,charm, well endowement, good looks, well endowement, humility, well endowement, money and well endowement which will bring you success with the ladies. Failing most of these, well endowement and a Tusc will certainly go a long way to bringing you the desired result.
How the hell did I end up with a bloke with none of these attributes????
Aaaah sorry ncs, I mean Tony!!!
Di
better grab coat quick
christiaan said:
That's fantastic Lady T, a tick in all of the boxes! I should be unstoppable!
All joking aside, you will definately attract attention (mostly positive) wherever you go. Let the car do the talking, especially when trying to attract the ladies.
with regard to bragging. Extreme modesty will really impress. Remember, most girls wont have a clue what it is, only that it is unbelievably sexy. Di
lady topaz said:
Remember, most girls wont have a clue what it is, only that it is unbelievably sexy.
That is SO true!
They have no idea what car it is exept that its the most sexiest thing they have ever seen..
They get so excited aswell (sexually)
Drive around & outside college in the summer
Last time i was out at night (minding my own), stopped at traffic lights, a fit girl crossed over half way, stopped & leaned over onto the bonnet showing her breasts, kissed the bonnet, then started to blow kisses to me, then she rain over to her boyfriend and pointed.. (think she was saying - i want one of those)
What you need to do is find a girl who does not know you own / drive a tuscan or are wealthy, then one day show her what's in your garage..
If you try to get into a relationship through the car the woman basically thinks your so loaded and drains your wallet & one day you might crash you car and she walks off..
lady topaz said:
Take my advice,
First and foremost its sensitivety, well endowement, good sense of humour, well endowement, generosity, well endowement,tactfulness, well endowement,charm, well endowement, good looks, well endowement, humility, well endowement, money and well endowement which will bring you success with the ladies. Failing most of these, well endowement and a Tusc will certainly go a long way to bringing you the desired result.
Ive been advised by my domestic services manager that my endowment is likley to fall short. I'm told it does not live up to expectation. I'm trying to get compensation from the seller, but he says i was well advised how to use it, and that i should stop indivudually investing in it.
Ive bought an extension to the endowment, its very good and thoroughly recommended. Made by a bloke called TreVorR, based in Blackpool.
>> Edited by Tuska on Thursday 9th June 08:19
>> Edited by Tuska on Thursday 9th June 08:27
I was sat at a round about last saturday night in sunny swansea when 6 girls ran out and started taking photos of eachothers breats whilst sprawled on my bonnet 
. I don't think they even saw me 
until I asked them kindly to watch out for the paint work at which they smiled and ran into the nearest boozer! I think I need a little more of what my car has got!!!!!
. I don't think they even saw me until I asked them kindly to watch out for the paint work at which they smiled and ran into the nearest boozer! I think I need a little more of what my car has got!!!!! christiaan said:
I appreciate that I may get told off for lowering the tone of this forum, but, being a young, single man,
I'm curious to hear if other tusc drivers have had any "luck" thanks to their car?
well... gets attention thats for sure. Had some girlies jumping up and down and blowing kisses at it last week.
Note I said 'at it' not me...
hasn't got me 'lucky' yet directly....
Also girls look so much older these days..ahem..kinda difficult to know what ones you can stop and talk to without getting yourself on an offenders list
stu
Cyberhuss said:
Last time i was out at night (minding my own), stopped at traffic lights, a fit girl crossed over half way, stopped & leaned over onto the bonnet showing her breasts, kissed the bonnet, then started to blow kisses to me, then she rain over to her boyfriend and pointed.. (think she was saying - i want one of those)
and he was only in his Metro
lady topaz said:
Take my advice,
First and foremost its sensitivety, well endowement, good sense of humour, well endowement, generosity, well endowement,tactfulness, well endowement,charm, well endowement, good looks, well endowement, humility, well endowement, money and well endowement which will bring you success with the ladies. Failing most of these, well endowement and a Tusc will certainly go a long way to bringing you the desired result.
So what you are telling us Di is that, after years of being fed the line that women go for a sense of humour and a nice personality, it all comes down to how well you stack up in the trouser snake department?
I feel used and cheated. All those hours learning new gags and all that money spent on going to charm school.
unrepentant said:
I feel used and cheated. All those hours learning new gags and all that money spent on going to charm school.
Just think of the 'John Holmes' operation you could have bought for the money you spent on the tuscan!
still, suppose a rolled up pair of socks is cheaper. By the time they discover the truth, it's too late!
stu
powerlord said:
I feel used and cheated. All those hours learning new gags and all that money spent on going to charm school.
Just think of the 'John Holmes' operation you could have bought for the money you spent on the tuscan!
still, suppose a rolled up pair of socks is cheaper. By the time they discover the truth, it's too late!
stu
You misunderstand me.
I spent a fortune on charm schools and the like when all the time there was no need.
Cyberhuss said:
Last time i was out at night (minding my own), stopped at traffic lights, a fit girl crossed over half way, stopped & leaned over onto the bonnet showing her breasts, kissed the bonnet, then started to blow kisses to me
Then what? Did you wake up and find that the sheets were sticky?
(Only kidding - before I get verbally abused.)
>> Edited by itchy on Friday 10th June 12:13
unrepentant said:
Take my advice,
First and foremost its sensitivety, well endowement, good sense of humour, well endowement, generosity, well endowement,tactfulness, well endowement,charm, well endowement, good looks, well endowement, humility, well endowement, money and well endowement which will bring you success with the ladies. Failing most of these, well endowement and a Tusc will certainly go a long way to bringing you the desired result.
So what you are telling us Di is that, after years of being fed the line that women go for a sense of humour and a nice personality, it all comes down to how well you stack up in the trouser snake department?
I feel used and cheated. All those hours learning new gags and all that money spent on going to charm school.
There are exceptions Paul
After all I did marry Tony, aaaaah bless!
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