One for the Guys ;-)

[boarder72]

Had to share recent experience to make you fellow Tuscan owners smile/gloat/ask girlfriend (not wife though!) ..

New girlfriend took me to meet her mates for the first time in the pub and after couple "quiet beers" talk turned to sex and the girls were describing which cars were best/worst for sha**ing in :-)

Without any prompting at all (ie they didnt know what car I drive), total shock that the group of 8 girls unanimously voted Tuscan #1 "Bonnet to F**K On"... ha ha ha

Would love to share what else made the Top 3, but as you can imagine, wasnt listening and you couldnt keep the smile off my face all night.

Do you think FHM could create a new awards ceremony ??

PS not sure my car will ever be cleaned again

[richb]

I wouldn't be so cockey about that, it sounds like a total wind-up to me and fortunatly, by the sound of it, you didn't take the bait.

[W333]

Only end up damaging the bodywork anyway

[PinkPanther]

Must admit the double sunken curves on the bonnet are good for a threesome

PP

[R555SSH]

I don't know about you, but would not let any firky foodling occur near my goddamm bonnet.

The ladies, if insistent on automotive consummation, may politely consider a deftly and stylishly laid blanket in the car park, preferably away from the Pay and Display meter, for greater privacy.

Grass is probably more pliant than the suspension of a Tuscan, and takes stiletto pokery far more forgivingly than fiberglass and paint does. Thus, one could indignantly proclaim that comfort, not cost, was the main consideration in asking Traci, Nikki or Staci to STAY AWAY FROM THE CAR. :-)

Oz

[boarder72]

haha, cheers for the replies but PP gets the nod.. 3 is just SO greedy!!

and you others need to realise as much as a Tuscan is awesome.. its not a g/f replacement ;-)

as for damaging the bonnet., I just ask her to use her Burberry blanket,so longs her shell suit doesnt slide off and my gold chain doesnt bash the paintwork.. it should be fine

lmao

[R555SSH]

"...need to realise.." How strange that one should have to state the obvious.

I agree with you, but must state the obvious in retort:
I have several girlfriends, but only one Tuscan.
:-)
Oz