Red Ken to be father at 56...

[CarZee]

www.thisislondon.co.uk/dynamic/news/story.html?in_review_id=599420&in_review_text_id=568332

So the newt-nobbing-gimp will be on paternity leave when the congestion charge starts in February..

not just a gruesome face eh?

[plotloss]

Spare a thought for the poor bird who shagged him...



Matt.

[CarZee]

Nonsense - she looks like a jack-booted lezzer straight out of Hackney Council.. they're made for each other..

[marki]

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Spare a thought for the poor bird who shagged him...



Matt.

i thought he was err , how shall we say of the other persuasion ,,, err had a problem with his sexual orientation ,,,,, err a raving poof

[pjg]

"...his girlfriend and office manager Emma Beal, 34..."

Dirty old man...

[M@H]

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"...his girlfriend and office manager Emma Beal, 34..."

Dirty old man...

Hey if I was 56 I probably wouldn't say no to a 34 yr old bit of tottie in a tight skirt..

[DanL]

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Hey if I was 56 I probably wouldn't say no to a 34 yr old bit of tottie in a tight skirt..

You clearly haven't seen her picture.

[pjg]

Haven't actually... why is it a beer goggles AND whisky visor job?

[M@H]

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Hey if I was 56 I probably wouldn't say no to a 34 yr old bit of tottie in a tight skirt..

You clearly haven't seen her picture.

That bad...
so if I met her it would need to be:

[pjg]

Sounds like a TWO-BAGGER to me...


(Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have sex with - 1 to cover their head, and 1 to cover yours, in case their bag falls off).

[marki]

as they say (some where)

"The oldest bulls have the stiffest horns"

[M@H]

as they say somewhere else...

"you don't look at the mantleshelf when you're stoking the fire"..

Cheers
Matt.

[marki]

and in this case what do they do as they are both asthetically chalenged

[gnomesmith]

Does it cost him a fiver each time he enters the central area?

[Dave_H]

Maybe... but it would need a few....

>> Edited by Dave_H on Monday 3rd June 21:09

[MikeyT]

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Best use of smilies in a long time. Excellent

[M@H]

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Best use of smilies in a long time. Excellent

Thankyou

[yum]

maybe now he will have a kid and all its paraphernalia to carry, he may think again about his transport policy.

[Don]

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Sounds like a TWO-BAGGER to me...


(Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have sex with - 1 to cover their head, and 1 to cover yours, in case their bag falls off).

Could be a Three Bagger. One for their head. One for yours and an emergency one to puke in if they both fall off...

[JMGS4]

They're top of the list when it comes to moron culling......