Garden destroyed....RANT
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My office is at the junction of 2 roads in a sharp bend (30 kph limit) with a garden in front, where I as a Brit take pride in my office garden roses!!!
The local F+ckwit who is:
socially challenged (hated and dole-patsy)
educationally challenged (thick as 3 short planks)
family challenged (23 and already 3 problem brats)
nicotinically challenged (chain smoker)
genetically challenged (fat and lazy)
driving a brand new (paid for by soocial services as she's a slag who cannot get onto buses as she's too fat) Ford Exploder, smoking a fag, while shouting at her brats in the back of her Junkmobil, unbelted of course, just ploughed up my rose-bed, across a lane of traffic going through the bend! And these are , so called "safe", women drivers
N.B. cop has just come back into the office and confirmed she's without insurance as well........
AAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
The local F+ckwit who is:
socially challenged (hated and dole-patsy)
educationally challenged (thick as 3 short planks)
family challenged (23 and already 3 problem brats)
nicotinically challenged (chain smoker)
genetically challenged (fat and lazy)
driving a brand new (paid for by soocial services as she's a slag who cannot get onto buses as she's too fat) Ford Exploder, smoking a fag, while shouting at her brats in the back of her Junkmobil, unbelted of course, just ploughed up my rose-bed, across a lane of traffic going through the bend! And these are , so called "safe", women drivers
N.B. cop has just come back into the office and confirmed she's without insurance as well........
AAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
quote:Wanted that, but the local mayor (yes 1400 peeple village! mayor?? expensive burocratic pratt) said as it's on a school route it'd be dangerous as a brat might get squashed against it, FFS!!!!!!!!!
Or some ARMCO round the rosebed?
>> Edited by JMGS4 on Thursday 13th June 12:08
quote:Ahhhhh bugger - I was wondering why it was so quiet today..
Is there only us 3 here today or what,, bastads all swanning off to Lemons for FUN
Ah well, they're gonna be some waterlogged people by the time they get back if it's anything like last year (and looking at the weather we've had, I'd be taking an aqualung this year)
No, hasn't made me feel any better about it either..
Bastards! 
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I'd also thought of old dragons teeth out of concrete but a no-no!!
By the way Le Mans weather at the mo is brilliant....
but rain expected tonite!
We're baking in 29°C blue skies etc (SW Germany on Swiss border near Basel) just to p*** youse off!!
How about large flower-pots with the bottom 2/3rds filled with concrete? Dragon's teeth with flowers on top - who's gonna know till they hit 'em
cheers,
Craig
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WOW thats 7 of us ,, was very tempted to go this year but stuff got in the way as always , i think the last time i was there was the year after Mazda won it ??? any one got a clue which year that was
93, I think you were there ? Mazda produced a limited MX-5 with the team colours. It only looked good if you were colour blind though.
yeah i remmember the ltd. MX5 in the team colours strangly it reminded me of a Scotish Kilt tartan type thing , that was a great year perfect weather good race , and you could really feel every one pulling for the little Mazda to make it , cant remmember who was chasing it at the end
Plotloss, well I do sell tanks but not the type you mean. I take it you mean a centurion, conqueror or sherman type...... not allowed here, war playthings..... more's the pity!
The idea about the flower pots isn't bad but 3 foot high flower pots with african violets in them would look a bit peculiar...........have to have a tink about dat sorrr.........
The idea about the flower pots isn't bad but 3 foot high flower pots with african violets in them would look a bit peculiar...........have to have a tink about dat sorrr.........
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