Politically correct-isms
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Just found some care to add?
How to talk about men and still be politically correct...
He does not have a beer gut; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
He is not quiet; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.
He is not stupid; he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT.
He does not get lost; he DISCOVERS ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
He is not balding; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
He is not a cradle snatcher; he prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
He does not get falling-down drunk; he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
He does not act like a total ass; he develops a case of RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION.
He is not short; he is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT.
He does not constantly talk about cars; he has a VEHICULAR ADDICTION.
He is not unsophisticated; he is SOCIALLY MALFORMED.
He does not eat like a pig; he suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA.
He does not hog the blankets; he is THERMALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE.
He is not a male chauvinist pig; he has SWINE EMPATHY.
He doesn't have a dirty mind; he has INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENTS.
He is not afraid of commitment; he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
How to talk about men and still be politically correct...
He does not have a beer gut; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
He is not quiet; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.
He is not stupid; he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT.
He does not get lost; he DISCOVERS ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
He is not balding; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
He is not a cradle snatcher; he prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
He does not get falling-down drunk; he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
He does not act like a total ass; he develops a case of RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION.
He is not short; he is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT.
He does not constantly talk about cars; he has a VEHICULAR ADDICTION.
He is not unsophisticated; he is SOCIALLY MALFORMED.
He does not eat like a pig; he suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA.
He does not hog the blankets; he is THERMALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE.
He is not a male chauvinist pig; he has SWINE EMPATHY.
He doesn't have a dirty mind; he has INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENTS.
He is not afraid of commitment; he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
anatomically above her centre of gravity, (female) big booboos.....
centrally balanced, (male) beergut
soccerly challenged, football supporter
socialy challenged, a pratt
linguistically challenged, speaks only english or american etc
homerically challenged, thinks the tv is a source of learning (sic. Homer Simpson)
centrally balanced, (male) beergut
soccerly challenged, football supporter
socialy challenged, a pratt
linguistically challenged, speaks only english or american etc
homerically challenged, thinks the tv is a source of learning (sic. Homer Simpson)
Bodo, don't comment:
it's only for
J-ust
M-isunderstands
G-erman
S-ociety
4-what
(I admit, mediocre stuff...)
he lives there, oh yes, and you too,..
Read this:
Emphasizing some of worst non-sense phrases ever seen:
quote:
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Well, having binned my Audi S4 due to their lying guarantee.....race tuned suspension etc and bags of (chipped and tuned) oomph....ONLY 10.3 litres/100k 30mpg roughly(?) which is 5 litres less than the Audi per 100.... , mediterranean types ...Turks, Albanians, Serbs, Afghans etc etc etc How they manage to buy (even an old Muckycedes)
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Want a non lying guarantee on a tuned S4 ?
Want to have low fuel consumption also ?
Mediterranian types ?
Turks, auslanders ?
.
.
.
.
You are a first class I***T !
it's only for
J-ust
M-isunderstands
G-erman
S-ociety
4-what
(I admit, mediocre stuff...)
he lives there, oh yes, and you too,..
Read this:
Emphasizing some of worst non-sense phrases ever seen:
quote:
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Well, having binned my Audi S4 due to their lying guarantee.....race tuned suspension etc and bags of (chipped and tuned) oomph....ONLY 10.3 litres/100k 30mpg roughly(?) which is 5 litres less than the Audi per 100.... , mediterranean types ...Turks, Albanians, Serbs, Afghans etc etc etc How they manage to buy (even an old Muckycedes)
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Want a non lying guarantee on a tuned S4 ?
Want to have low fuel consumption also ?
Mediterranian types ?
Turks, auslanders ?
.
.
.
.
You are a first class I***T !
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