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[sparkey]

I switched on for the ITN news last night at 10:30 and the top headline - the first and most important thing we need to know about in the UK - was that Barrymore may indeed be able to swim after all!!!!

Unbelievable - is there nothing else happening in the world? Does anyone give a flying f*@k about this ?

[Fer]

And YTF was he agreeing a book deal with the BBC? If he can't tell the truth in court, why should we believe a book?

I hear his new TV programme is to be called "My kind of cellmate".

[elanturbo]

What the f**k went on there then?
Any ideas?
Anal injuries indeed?