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Banker axed as thousands see steamy email
Whoops ... explicit email which went out on the Internet
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By DIANA BLAMIRES and NICK PARKER
A CITY worker feared he had blown his career last night — with a raunchy email about a sex act.
Banking clerk Trevor Luxton, 22, wrote an explicit message describing how a girl performed oral sex on him as he watched football while his fiancée was away.
He sent it to five pals — and was horrified when one passed it on and it whizzed from firm to firm.
Hundreds of thousands of internet users gasped and laughed as the email raced first round London and then flew off into global cyberspace.
Yesterday Trevor was suspended by French banking giant Credit Lyonnais for breaching internet policy.
He boobed by boasting how a girl named Laura invited herself round while fiancée Jo was away from their shared home.
His email described how he had settled down to watch football on telly, enjoy a curry and have a beer when Laura came round and got on her knees.
As she performed oral sex on him the phone rang — and it was unsuspecting Jo.
The email cheekily ended: “Am I the worst boyfriend in the world or what?????”
Last night Trevor was lying low terrified he would lose his job AND his angry fiancée.
A spokesman for Credit Lyonnais said: “He has been suspended on full pay and will be the subject of an investigation.”
THE parents of email-shame banker Trevor Luxton were frantic with worry for him last night.
Barry and Jenny Luxton told how they feared their son might lose his job, his fiancée — and even his home.
They spoke out after clerk Trevor, 22, was suspended by his employers, Credit Lyonnais, over a leaked computer message describing an oral sex encounter.
He bragged to five mates how a girl came round and performed on him while fiancée Jo was away — and he was stunned when the email went out on the internet.
As Trevor laid low last night his mum Jenny, a special needs teacher, said: “The thing he is really worried about is that he will lose his job.
“He has just moved in with his fiancée. They are meant to be getting married as soon as they can get the money together. They have bought a house and he’s very worried about the mortgage.”
Concerned-looking Jenny added at home in Stratford, East London: “As parents all we want is the best for our son and we are dreadfully worried about him.”
Dad Barry, an engineering lecturer, added: “A friend let him down. The guy who has passed it on has apologised to him. If he was at my firm I’d sack him.”
Barry revealed that Trevor’s fiancée was back from her trip, saying: “No, she’s not abroad. I spoke to her today.”
The email which landed Trevor in hot water used Cockney rhyming slang to refer to a curry as a “ruby” (Ruby Murray) and the phone as a “dog” (dog and bone).
It read: “Last night I was all geared up for a night in front of the telly watching football, having a ruby and a couple of beers while Jo’s still away.
“Suddenly I get a text from Laura, my mate’s ex, which says ‘I’m coming round because I need to see you’.
“So she comes round and we get chatting about all sorts of stuff and then we start kissing and fondling (as you do).
“Then I find myself sitting in the armchair with a beer in one hand, remote in the other, West Ham on the box and Laura on her knees s***ing my piece. Then the phone rings and it’s Jo who was bored at the airport. . .
“So now I’ve got my beer, Laura s***ing and Jo chatting to me on the dog when Laura stops s***ing, looks up at me, winks and whispers, ‘Say hello to Jo for me’ and then gets back to the job in hand. Am I the worst boyfriend in the world or what?????”
Electronic records show Trevor emailed mates called Chris, Kev, Rog, Sarts and Tony Weedon at 9.20am on Wednesday. Within four minutes Tony had forwarded it to City pal Mark Gerchen.
Soon it had reached institutions including the Bank of England, Bloomberg, HSBC, Logica, the Football Association, Emap, Parthenon Entertainment, KPMG, Durlacher, Barclays and Capital Management Group.
Several recipients forwarded it saying they wanted to “nail the dirty love rat”. One gloated: “Let’s get this two-timing a****** in trouble.”
Trevor is the latest victim in a string of leaked emails. The most notorious was sent by City PR girl Claire Swire, 29, to her lawyer lover saying an oral sex act had been “yummy”.
Hmmm, What a 'geezer'
Remote in one hand, beer in the other...small paunch beginning to develop perhaps? Sounds like a right catch to me. Wonder if his appeal will dwindle after losing his 'banker' status.
Doesn't sound like he has much else to offer....
Roll up, roll up...character assassinations this way folks!
Remote in one hand, beer in the other...small paunch beginning to develop perhaps? Sounds like a right catch to me. Wonder if his appeal will dwindle after losing his 'banker' status.
Doesn't sound like he has much else to offer....
Roll up, roll up...character assassinations this way folks!
he is only 22, and he was a researcher - not a "city banker"
yes silly - but you guys are very judgemental - I am sure most of us have written emails which in the cold light of day - or when read out by a m'learned friend would look a bit questionable.
Agreed - this was very a bit daft in the post swire world - but some people really have had a sense of humour bypass.
yes silly - but you guys are very judgemental - I am sure most of us have written emails which in the cold light of day - or when read out by a m'learned friend would look a bit questionable.
Agreed - this was very a bit daft in the post swire world - but some people really have had a sense of humour bypass.
I bet he never imagined that his email would make the national press though
You can just picture the conversation with presumably his now ex-fiancee:
"What's that dear? It's all lies. You know I'd never do anything like....What its on page 5 of The Sun?...Oh shi.....Hello?.....Hello?.....Honey?"
You can just picture the conversation with presumably his now ex-fiancee:
"What's that dear? It's all lies. You know I'd never do anything like....What its on page 5 of The Sun?...Oh shi.....Hello?.....Hello?.....Honey?"
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Whoops ... explicit email which went out on the Internet
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An IT Salesman feared he had blown his career last night — with a raunchy email about a sex act.
Mungo, ??, wrote an explicit message describing how a girl performed oral sex on him as he watched football while his cheap shop tart was away.
He sent it to five pals — and was horrified when one passed it on and it whizzed from firm to firm.
Hundreds of thousands of internet users gasped and laughed as the email raced first round London and then flew off into global cyberspace.
His email described how he had settled down to watch football on telly, enjoy a curry and have a beer when Laura came round and got on her knees.
As she performed oral sex on him the phone rang — and it was the unsuspecting cheap shop tart.
The email cheekily ended: “Am I the worst boyfriend in the world or what?????”
The email which landed Mungo in hot water used Cockney rhyming slang to refer to a curry as a “ruby” (Ruby Murray) and the phone as a “dog” (dog and bone).
“So she comes round and we get chatting about all sorts of stuff and then we start kissing and fondling (as I do quite regularly).
Sorry Mungo couldnt resist it.....
I'm suprised no-one else beat me to it
Sympathy anyone? . . . nope didn't think so!
I love the "say hi to her from me" when she came up for air . . .
Was he watching the Hammer's penalty shoot-out the other night? "He scores, he shoots, go on my son get it in" etc etc . . .
Well chaps - I'm sure we can all sympathise with his regret . . . at being caught!!!
"Famous for 15 minutes"
I love the "say hi to her from me" when she came up for air . . .
Was he watching the Hammer's penalty shoot-out the other night? "He scores, he shoots, go on my son get it in" etc etc . . .
Well chaps - I'm sure we can all sympathise with his regret . . . at being caught!!!
"Famous for 15 minutes"
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quote:Hope it was just the shoot out, cos' if it was the full 2 hours then he gets my respect! Rich...
Was he watching the Hammer's penalty shoot-out the other night? "Famous for 15 minutes"
Extra time and penalties . . . cripes! Longest footy match I've seen Ferencvaros vs CSKA Moscow (1994 Cup WInners Cup) kicked off at 7pm - last penalty went in at 945 . . .new thread here possibly! Wonder how many beers he had by this point .. and did he rest the can on her head?!!!!
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