Thursday 31st October 2002

Car Crime Up

Don't leave anything in your car

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[Captain Muppet]

Good news - my cars have no stereo, CDs/tapes, briefcases or mobile phones. Just remember to park under a light with the glove box lid open so they can see there's nothing worth taking.

[v8thunder]

Or buy enough security equipment to embarrass James Bond - strobe lights, electro-charge wheel locks, key-coded immobilisers and alarms audible to whales. I know it's antisocial but it works. I bet the government are actually quite pleased with this as it means motorists are sufering. And phony Tony loves that.

[Bettyswollox]

Keep the speed cameras coming! No point in spending money on bobbies, you don't get any revenue from criminals!