Friday 8th November 2002

Sperm more Profitable than Cars

Production or Reproduction?

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[Terminator]

C'mon Ted, if ever there was a story planted by you to see how imaginative we can be with w@nker and knob gags, this is the one!

[marki]

Oh no it`s not


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=573&e=1&cid=573&u=/nm/20021106/od_nm/romania_sperm_dc

[Bonce]

Who in their right mind is going to buy Romanian spünk?

Cheapshoptart?

[CarZee]

Obviously those who've found it too expensive to pay the postage for a Romanian baby - now they just buy the seed kit

[Bonce]

That would probably be legal an' all. In the same way as companies in the uk seem to get away with selling hemp seeds mail order. Legal to buy, illegal to use.

[marki]

CarZee said: Obviously those who've found it too expensive to pay the postage for a Romanian baby - now they just buy the seed kit

Or you could buy a Ruski (mail order) wife then get your Romania sperm kit , propagate your sprog and then sell on the Ruski wife ,,,,

what is kind of weird about this is that Romania has so many problems with homeless , poverty and all the rest and here they are with fertility clinic paying $50- a donation when the average wage is $150- a month

[mondeoman]

Come on everyone - the world needs more spunk!

Bunch of W@@kers that we are!!

[stedale]

Useful slogan:

"The fate of this company is in your hands!"

[rpguk]

I thought you only get like £15 / wank here, $50 seems quite a good price (not that I ever did it before )

[ErnestM]

Remember Mungo...

If you meet a Romanian tart out this weekend, it doesn't count as a pull as she is just there for a collection...

ErnestM

[bryanlister]

This kind of thing must leave a nasty taste in their mouths.

[MDG]

bryanlister said: This kind of thing must leave a nasty taste in their mouths.

Yep, it's a hard one to swallow...

Sorry, couldn't resist it...

MDG.