Ish not ma fawlt ossifer.........

[JSG]

This is a good one, although he fessed up in the end.

Its ma liver

[Terminator]

After the court appearance Harvey donned a See You Jimmy hat and told reporters he was going for "a nice quiet pint"

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I wonder if we English can apply for a lottery grant to have Hadrian's Wall restored?

[Size Nine Elm]

... and Offa's Dyke. And fill in the Channel Tunnel. And then complete the wall all the way around the country.

And then fill it up with water...