Extra tax for large users.
Extra tax for large users.
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cpas

Original Poster:

1,661 posts

262 months

Monday 3rd April 2006
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I came up with a new taxing idea at the weekend which I am going to write to the Government about.
Along the same line as cars which use more resources and pollute more, we should have a tax levied on uneconomical fat people who 'use' more food and air, and give off more pollutants. They also take up more room in towns and generally bully smaller models about!
What do other people think? What do you think Prescott would think? Just as sensible as taxing larger cars?

djfaulkner

1,103 posts

240 months

Wednesday 5th April 2006
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What about people with their own oxygen tanks? Would they have to pay?

cpas

Original Poster:

1,661 posts

262 months

Wednesday 5th April 2006
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Probably less, as their emissions would be lower as they are breathing in pure oxygen and not the fifth the rest of us are breathing in! As with cars, it could be done on emissions or just size. I would probably be in the middle band as I weight 14.5 stone and I am slightly 'beer-guttish'!

nonegreen

7,803 posts

292 months

Thursday 6th April 2006
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The problem with taxing fat people is they might sit on you and bounce up and down until you squeal.

djfaulkner

1,103 posts

240 months

Thursday 6th April 2006
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Or pop... whichever is quicker.

cpas

Original Poster:

1,661 posts

262 months

Thursday 6th April 2006
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Reminds me of a girl I once knew.......!

jazzyjeff

3,652 posts

281 months

Sunday 16th April 2006
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cpas said:
I came up with a new taxing idea at the weekend which I am going to write to the Government about.
Along the same line as cars which use more resources and pollute more, we should have a tax levied on uneconomical fat people who 'use' more food and air, and give off more pollutants. They also take up more room in towns and generally bully smaller models about!
What do other people think? What do you think Prescott would think? Just as sensible as taxing larger cars?


Actually, you might be surprised to hear that fat people are more efficient biologically than slim people. Also, its been found that slim people can be equally unfit.

How about a 'fitness' tax??! Should sort the athletes from the couch potatoes... ;-)

JJ

>> Edited by jazzyjeff on Sunday 16th April 17:09

Chrome Orange

140 posts

279 months

Wednesday 19th April 2006
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Seems like a fair tax. Big people need more fuel to drive themselves around with so why not charge them more?

antispeed

110 posts

246 months

Thursday 20th April 2006
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[quote=jazzyjeff
How about a 'fitness' tax??! Should sort the athletes from the couch potatoes... ;-)

JJ

>> Edited by jazzyjeff on Sunday 16th April 17:09[/quote]

no thanks mate! I love my couch, it welcomes me back every time I return to it,
how about a tax on question dodging,?? that way we will get some of our hard earned doshh back