RE: Man Killed by Cow
RE: Man Killed by Cow
Tuesday 4th February 2003

Man Killed by Cow

Black cow at night...


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nevpugh308

Original Poster:

4,434 posts

290 months

Wednesday 5th February 2003
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The inquest heard that it was the second time that day that ... couldn't see the black cow in the darkness as he performed his manouvre.

Why was it dark when it was in the day ?!?

Being serious ... um, didn't the chap have lights on his car ?

Beano500

20,854 posts

296 months

Wednesday 5th February 2003
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How's the cow doing?

CarZee

13,382 posts

288 months

Wednesday 5th February 2003
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Beano500 said: How's the cow doing?
not quite cooked yet - can you chuck another couple of logs on the barbecue please, Beano old chap?

Beano500

20,854 posts

296 months

Wednesday 5th February 2003
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Damn - I hope we're not out of horseradish......

TheLemming

4,319 posts

286 months

Wednesday 5th February 2003
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We would like to report that the deployment of secretly developed "stealth cows" as an anti-overtaking measure is a complete success

Beano500

20,854 posts

296 months

Wednesday 5th February 2003
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Are they to be renamed "Safety Cows"?....

...that'd be a bit of a cash cow wouldn't it?

You couldn't hide from them.....


:I'llmoooooooooooveovernowthen:

MEMSDesign

1,100 posts

291 months

Wednesday 5th February 2003
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Bummer. Quite worrying really. I think I'd struggle to spot a black object in an unlit country road at night, especially with someone else's rear lights in my face.

gnomesmith

2,458 posts

297 months

Wednesday 5th February 2003
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Didn't the cow sound its horn?

apache

39,731 posts

305 months

Wednesday 5th February 2003
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Beano500 said: Are they to be renamed "Safety Cows"?....

...that'd be a bit of a cash cow wouldn't it?

You couldn't hide from them.....


:I'llmoooooooooooveovernowthen:


yup, that's what I've herd, udder nonsense if you ask me......what a load of bull

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

276 months

Wednesday 5th February 2003
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A good case for fluorescent cows with reflective stripes.

The EU can make it happen........write to your MEP.

clanger

1,087 posts

279 months

Wednesday 5th February 2003
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Come on guys reckon this thread has been milked to death now. Gertrude had too much grass?

RCA

1,769 posts

289 months

Wednesday 5th February 2003
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I thought when I clicked on comment, that I would be harsh in saying that I thought it was only black cats crossing your path that was unlucky!!!! However reading some of the comments and nearly falling off my chair laughing has changed my mind!!!!!!!!

pawsmcgraw

957 posts

279 months

Wednesday 5th February 2003
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made me chuckle as my wife regulaly tells me "don't have a cow"
I actually think the story is bull shit.The person in question said he was poping out for a "bottle of milk",not a skin full

LMS

6 posts

275 months

Thursday 6th February 2003
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A different way to go!

Your comments are quite funny!!!!

kevinday

13,608 posts

301 months

Thursday 6th February 2003
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Turning serious for a minute (I could not think of anymore cow jokes) will the farmer be liable in this case, could the victims family sue for negligence (Surefire thing in the USA)?

Captain Beaky

1,389 posts

305 months

Thursday 6th February 2003
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"Funnily" enough I had a similar accident myself in the USA, though I was on a motocycle and I lived to tell the tale. It was in rural Idaho and if the cows get out of the fields they like to lie on the warm tarmac.

It cost me a nearly a year of double vision and a wrist operation plus several months off work. My travel insurance and UK private healthcare took care of the medical costs. There were plenty of lawyers who would have helped me sue but the cow, and hence the owner, could not be identified and there were a number of ranches it could have come from.

I eat beef with additional enthusiasm these days.

T350 Guy

138 posts

275 months

Thursday 6th February 2003
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You Guys n' Girls can be so insensitive!

This is a cowtastrophe for a family out there somewhere...........

LMS

6 posts

275 months

Thursday 6th February 2003
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T350 Guy said: You Guys n' Girls can be so insensitive!

This is a cowtastrophe for a family out there somewhere...........


Nothing like a nice bit of rump though!!

Richard92c2

464 posts

284 months

Thursday 6th February 2003
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Probably trying to "steak" his claim, but it sounds like the cow claimed his steak!

dan the man

3 posts

277 months

Friday 7th February 2003
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What a way to go!!!!!

By the way ive got a simalar story to tell. It was one wet febuary morning last year and an electrician was driving to work. He was going down a steep hill at 7.00am, when there's a cows in the road he could not avoid this cow. The cow hit his wing of his peougeot 405, he turned round down the road came back there was no sign of the cow. So he rang the police, they were more intrested in giving him a breath test rather than finding the injured cow. As he had no alcohol in his body so they let him go. After the police had gone he went to the nearest farm. where he heard the cow in agony in a barn. so he knocked on the farm house door told the farmer what had happened (because he was worried about this injured cow) the farmer said no not one of my cows. As he walked away he looked at the mess the bloody cow had made, so he drove to work.
On his way back from work he went back to where he hit the cow and there was a great big hole in the fence big enough for a cow to get through.

anyway thats enough of that tale.




>> Edited by dan the man on Friday 7th February 19:52