Monday 22nd October 2007

Obscene Machine

When a normal Rolls isn't sparkly enough

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Get out of my way little man

So you want a Rolls but the bog standard Phantom just isn’t ostentatious enough?

Well footballers and gangster rappers rejoice – tweaking-firm Mansory has come to the rescue.

Those feeling a little bit left out in the vulgarity stakes can now plump for the new Mansory Rolls Royce Phantom Conquistador, a car with a name as pompous as its looks.

There is the new front spoiler – essential when cruising through Monaco – and ‘state of the art’ LED daytime running lights.

Even the grille has been elongated because you can never have too much shiny stuff on the front of a Rolls.

The wing mirrors have integrated flasher lights and there is a spoiler on the back.

Stainless steel ‘exhaust ends’ complete the look.

No word on price yet but if you need to ask...

mmm yellow...

But what about something sporty for the weekend?

Luckily Mansory also offer a tuning programme for the Aston Martin Vantage V8 and just in case it is too subtle it does come in bright yellow.

There is a new front spoiler and grille which according to Mansory ‘will give an elegant also a new snappy optical characteristic’. Right.

[Turbobanana]

For people with more £s than brain cells...

[MrKipling43]

Mansory should be put in front of a firing squad

[Ashok]

Ghastly.

[J111]

Mansory Rolls Royce Phantom Conquistador

A name chosen only because nobody at Mansory knows the Spanish for 'pimp' ?

Wait - does that Aston have illuminated bonnet vents ??

Edited by J111 on Monday 22 October 14:04

[R3UMP]

I love the way the front spoiler blends seamlessly into the front wheelarch on the Rolls - quite reminiscent of a customised 1983 Transit van. Lovely

[Fetchez la vache]

Please someone tell me that all these Mansory tweaks are an obscene joke, and they don't really exist.

Please?

[RIPmgmetro]

R3UMP said:

I love the way the front spoiler blends seamlessly into the front wheelarch on the Rolls - quite reminiscent of a customised 1983 Transit van. Lovely

How dare you ridicule the automotive benchmark that is the 1983 Transit van!

[grumbledoak]

I can forgive the tweaks to the Rolls, even though I don't think they improve it - face it, the thing is so ostentatious to start with that more isn't less.

But what on earth were they thinking with those Aston mods?

[ode]

Cars specifically for pikies. Whatever next?

Wonder if they'll customise the interiors to match the owners' Sovereign rings?

[ScoobieWRX]

I think spanish for pimp is Bastardo!!!

Bastardo my ride!!

Edited by ScoobieWRX on Monday 22 October 14:33

[Dibby]

Why play with perfection? Honestly, a Roller doesn't need pimping.

What next? Bouncy hydraulic suspension, flourescent tubes underneath, LED washer jets and spinner alloys for the Veyron?

[Hendry]

Mansory really do knock out some obscene tat. Cars to make even Westwood wince.

[toohuge]

Criminal

[C5L]

that issht is GAN G STAR ! definatly one for the "ballers"


i hate Astons but that kit makes me hate it more.

[Phil Dicky]

Loads of cash and no class...

[clonmult]

Dibby said:

What next? Bouncy hydraulic suspension, flourescent tubes underneath, LED washer jets and spinner alloys for the Veyron?

Insider knowledge? Sounds like just the sort of thing they'd do!

[Accelebrate]

Aren't conquistadors spanish soldiers? What a silly name for a car...

[tempus]

Is it pronounced Mansorry?as in man,sorry i screwed with your motor but this weeed is far out.Thats the only reason surely

[Conian]

Someone forward this link to David Beckam... we can get some comission from it i'm sure.

[Benmac]

They really are the Koenig specials for the new millenium but at least the Koenigs, whilst ghastly, had loony tunes power.