Tuesday 5th August 2003

BMW in Recruitment Drive

18-24 year olds targeted with new training scheme

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[zumbruk]

The ageist b*st*rds do realise this kind of advertising is going to be against the law, soon, don't they? Hopefully they've just put off a load of middle-aged potential customers as well.

[cortinaman]

so next time i walk into a bmw dealer,am i going to be met by a spotty herbert in a paper bmw thunderbirds hat,who is continuously shoving his finger up his arse to see if he can still prod his brain?

i suppose their names will all have to be 'malcolm' and they will have to have had 6 months maccy dee's training so they can rope off and mop the showroom floor whilst they are waiting for a potential punter.

if i was going to spunk a shedload of cash on a new motor i would hardly take some 18 year-old's opinion of a car as at that age he wouldnt know nisch about it,even if he/she has been on a sales (read bullsh*t)course.

example:

me:"im looking for a fully loaded e30 m-tec"
malcolm:"eeeerrrrrrmmmm.......toblerone?"

oh well,good job i only have to deal with the parts dpt at the moment,at least they know what they are doing!