Speeding Satire Slammed by S**t

[JonRB]

I was reading the back issues of www.sniffpetrol.com/ and found this. Has to be the most spot-on comment on speeding ever...

SPEEDING SATIRE SLAMMED BY SH*T

The debate over speeding motorists has been stoked this week by news that TV satirist Chris Morris is to cover this sensitive subject in a Brass Eye special. Although a broadcast date has yet to be agreed, the Home Office has already reacted angrily. "Channel Four are being blatantly irresponsible," said junior minister Rudyard Anglepoise, "Speeding is not a suitable subject matter for this kind of so-called 'comedy' and Mr Morris is undermining our efforts to eliminate it. He should stick to lampooning less serious matters such as gang rape, child abuse and fiddling with farm animals".
Mr Anglepoise denied allegations that continually picking on motorists at the potential expense of other crime fighting is a complete waste of everyone's f*cking time.
"Speeding is a disgusting blight and the government will not rest until it has been eradicated" concluded the junior minister, who is a habitual heroin user and regularly visits underage prostitutes. The tw*t.

[richb]

Ah back issues of SnifPetrol eh? Makes you think it's worth filing them in the study for future generations to check out as they queue for the tram to work.

[JonRB]

Went looking for a very old thread that I remember starting. Failed to find it, but found this instead.

What a classic.

Good on you, Mr. Porter!

[viggen114]

us gp edition should be worth a read








whoever writes it, get on with it

[johnny88]

Its written by Richard Porter - the script editor from TG and columist in evo.

[daz9100]

I'm sure the next issue will be ready as soon as Sniff has sobered up from Le Mans.