sooner they are out the better!

[anonymous-user]

http://www.pm.gov.uk/output/Page15412.asp

[SEN 18]

OK chaps its going to be a close run race between the Conservatives and Postman Pat & his Black and White Cat Jess.
So don't wast your vote this time Postman Pat for prime minister and Jess the Chancellor of the Exchequer.

[kelk]

Let me paraphrase for you...

"In real terms you will only remember the last salient point rasied therefore if we bog down the facts in percentages we hope you will forget that you are paying 64p* to the goverment for every litre of fuel you buy. Tough titties"

• estimated cost across the country

[dilbert]

kelk said:

Let me paraphrase for you...

"In real terms you will only remember the last salient point rasied therefore if we bog down the facts in percentages we hope you will forget that you are paying 64p* to the goverment for every litre of fuel you buy. Tough titties"

• estimated cost across the country

That's a bit mild. How about I paraphrase....

"In real terms, we're going to rape you. If times get tough, we might think about raping you the same as we did yesterday, but in general, you should expect and be prepared for a bigger raping every single day. We won't stop raping you until is is clear that it is having a bad effect on us."

[kelk]

dilbert said:

kelk said:

Let me paraphrase for you...

"In real terms you will only remember the last salient point rasied therefore if we bog down the facts in percentages we hope you will forget that you are paying 64p* to the goverment for every litre of fuel you buy. Tough titties"

• estimated cost across the country

That's a bit mild. How about I paraphrase....

"In real terms, we're going to rape you. If times get tough, we might think about raping you the same as we did yesterday, but in general, you should expect and be prepared for a bigger raping every single day. We won't stop raping you until is is clear that it is having a bad effect on us."

I see you are skilled in Govermnet Speak oh wise one

[WOO5IE]

Dont forget the pillaging , all for our own good of course

[SLacKer]

0.5 million tonnes....wow that will save the planet.