RE: Sex Survey

Monday 14th January 2002

Sex Survey

More blokes than women are at it in their cars


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Don

Original Poster:

28,378 posts

297 months

Monday 14th January 2002
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So how come (groan) so many Pistonheads have had sex in their cars eh?

Both mine are TOO SMALL

Dear oh dear oh dear....

spandexx

944 posts

289 months

Monday 14th January 2002
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I have 'tested the suspention' (and been caught!) in a Nova (minus bean can exhaust and big wheels - rare I know) and a close friend managed it in a diminutive Rover Metro!!

PetrolTed

34,447 posts

316 months

Monday 14th January 2002
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I was interested in the statistics though. Looks to me like the girls who do it in cars must be doing it with several blokes in order to match the number of blokes doing it...

M@H

11,298 posts

285 months

Monday 14th January 2002
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and 6% weren't sure



hows that work then...???

Cheers
Matt.

jmorgan

36,010 posts

297 months

Monday 14th January 2002
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I was interested in the statistics though. Looks to me like the girls who do it in cars must be doing it with several blokes in order to match the number of blokes doing it...


Maybe a bit of self abuse?
There are a lot of t$ssers out there

Edited by jmorgan on Monday 14th January 13:35

daver

1,209 posts

297 months

Monday 14th January 2002
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The figures could be skewed by Max Power readers thinking that a quick jostle in the company of their free Jordan poster (and nobody else) counts as sex.

Nightmare

5,253 posts

297 months

Monday 14th January 2002
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you can get a free Jordon poster..?!!

preston1990

104 posts

283 months

Monday 14th January 2002
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Free Jordan poster?

I wasn't even aware that she had been arrested!

Preston1990 (Complete TVR postcard collection one day!)

JonRB

77,289 posts

285 months

Tuesday 15th January 2002
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I wasn't even aware that she had been arrested!
BOOM BOOM!

(Or is that the sound of Jordan taking her 'bra off?)

kevinday

12,916 posts

293 months

Wednesday 16th January 2002
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Who is Jordan?

Don

Original Poster:

28,378 posts

297 months

Wednesday 16th January 2002
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Who is Jordan?



I'm not sure I want to admit to knowing....

Didn't she stand to be an MP? And lose her deposit? Or errr something...

Nightmare

5,253 posts

297 months

Wednesday 16th January 2002
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Jordon is a model/tv personality.....(well she is if you're happy to accept westlife as music). She has a famously enhanced chest, blond hair, a pretty face, and a laugh you could use to cut down trees.... but posters cant talk

jondokic

385 posts

280 months

Wednesday 16th January 2002
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What is westlife

Yours, Jon Dokic

Don

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28,378 posts

297 months

Wednesday 16th January 2002
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What is westlife

Yours, Jon Dokic


The name of one of those Boy Bands. You know...the sort that can kill a rhino at fifty paces with the close harmony singing....

jondokic

385 posts

280 months

Wednesday 16th January 2002
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Ah. OK. There are advantages to having children who are older than some of you are. Namely that I don't have to listen to dreadful kiddie bands anymore
I've never had sex in a car, but I was once propositioned by a girl who I had just taken for a run round a circuit in my 959. Opportunity wasted ???

Yours, Jon Dokic

kevinday

12,916 posts

293 months

Wednesday 16th January 2002
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I think I'll settle for not knowing who Jordan is, thanks Nightmare!

JonRB

77,289 posts

285 months

Wednesday 16th January 2002
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I was once propositioned by a girl who I had just taken for a run round a circuit in my 959. Opportunity wasted ???
Ah Jon, more wasted opportunities. How many more have you had?

jondokic

385 posts

280 months

Wednesday 16th January 2002
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I don't understand I'll get my coat.

Yours, Jon Dokic

Steve Harrison

461 posts

280 months

Wednesday 16th January 2002
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Long, long time ago in my Dad's Opel Manta. Little foil packet fell right down the slot alongside handbrake. Clearly visible but completely unreachable. Spent half the night fishing offending item out with bit of bent wire before honourable parent took car to work the next day.

manek

2,977 posts

297 months

Wednesday 16th January 2002
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Last time I shagged anyone in a car (I think it was her Hillman Imp -- in Romford) it was well before the need to use the contents of said foil packet became the order of the day :-(

-Manek-