F1 Boss Ross Brawn caught speeding
F1 Boss Ross Brawn caught speeding
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Silentrunning

Original Poster:

19 posts

215 months

Tuesday 4th August 2009
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Formula 1 boss Ross Brawn is to expected to appear in court in Plymouth accused of driving at 100mph on the A30 in Devon.

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crofty1984

16,766 posts

226 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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Thank god. If there's one thing that kills babies, it's someone driving down a dual carriageway at 100mph in a car designed to tramp safely up and down the autobahn all day.

Stu_00

1,529 posts

241 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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Crazy country, what a waste of tax payers Money, I am more concerned about people that drive in the middle lane, and / or just have no clue about how to drive. Most decent cars can stop far quicker than some chav in a run down corsa etc.

Ban all rubbish cars and drivers and then put up the speed limit! Job done!


VPower

3,598 posts

216 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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Did the copper say "And who do you think you are?"

"Sterling Moss?"








Go admit it! You thought I was going to say Jenson Button.

crossle

1,520 posts

273 months

Wednesday 5th August 2009
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No, but I thought you might be able to spell Stirling...

Hellbound

2,515 posts

198 months

Thursday 6th August 2009
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Other drivers find it hard to judge a car traveling at unusually high speeds. We've all been there when some asshole appears out of nowhere as you're changing lanes because they're doing a ton or more. If you drive outside of the law, you increase unpredictability and the incidence of random events which lead to human error.

Anyway I was banned for 28 days when I was 18 for doing 105mph on the M4, so if I had to do the time...he does too! :|

VPower

3,598 posts

216 months

Thursday 6th August 2009
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crossle said:
No, but I thought you might be able to spell Stirling...
You forgot to add the Devon accent!

Edited by VPower on Thursday 6th August 13:46

dandarez

13,848 posts

305 months

Thursday 6th August 2009
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'Yer Onna' the defendant is accused of doing one HUNDRED miles per hour!!'

Judge and pc brigade:
'Good god, ya all! Chop his hands orf to keep him from the wheel of the devil killing machine!'

Next.

'Yer Onner, the defendant is accused of stabbing his victim, a young women in her late teens, 80+ times to her body, then decapitating and dumping the remains.'

Judge and pc brigade:
'Hmm, I note the mitigating circumstances of fewer than 100 stabs and take that into account. I await pyschiatric reports.'

stephen300o

15,464 posts

250 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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Hellbound said:
Other drivers find it hard to judge a car traveling at unusually high speeds. We've all been there when some asshole appears out of nowhere as you're changing lanes because they're doing a ton or more. If you drive outside of the law, you increase unpredictability and the incidence of random events which lead to human error.

Anyway I was banned for 28 days when I was 18 for doing 105mph on the M4, so if I had to do the time...he does too! :
That's a shame, I just got six points, as will Mr Brawn probably. It's only a hundred after all.