Thursday 14th March 2002

Chunder Alarm

Make intruders vomit with this clever new gadget

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[IPAddis]

Great, not only do you you get your car back with the door locks b*ggered and the steering lock snapped, some oik has pucked up all over your Connolley finest.

I'd rather it was stolen.

[JMorgan]

Or half past just nodded off when it goes off by mistake.

[DIGGA]

You could get the same effect by leaving a large bottle of gin in the car with the note 'to car theif' for lot less than 200 squid.

[caro]

Offensive weapon.....?

[m700 tus]

What a great device for setting off in a bank just before you rob it?!? This kind of thing really ought to be band.

Certainly, pistonheads.co.uk should not be glamorising what amounts to little more than glorified chloroform. Did you know that use of chloroform is punishable with life imprisonment (its use carries the same criminal penalty as murder)? What next - a mustard gas release alarm??

[Norfolk mustard on the Elise of course]

[CarZee]

WTF???

[PetrolTed]

quote:Certainly, pistonheads.co.uk should not be glamorising what amounts to little more than glorified chloroform.

Didn't think I'd 'glamourised' it really...

[gazzab]

I am a bank robber and I wouldnt use it. I would need to long an extension lead.

[JMorgan]

quote:
I am a bank robber and I wouldnt use it. I would need to long an extension lead.

Thats why you are a bank robber, it also runs on 12V

[Cotty]

Good idea I think, anything that helps protect your pride and joy must be a good thing. Reminds me of the Toad smoke screen, basically if you trip the alarm it fills the interior with thick smoke. If the little scrotes cant see anything they cant steal it. Before anyone says anything its non toxic and harmless (shame)

A freind of mine while having his house alarmed fitted an extra sensor in his garage with a 125db siren, he thought that in such a confined space it would be to much to bear and and theif could not stay long enough to steal his car.

I think that courts should not be so soft on criminals , and criminals should veiw being exposed to this sound device an occupational hazard

[thom]

quote:
Did you know that use of chloroform is punishable with life imprisonment (its use carries the same criminal penalty as murder)? What next - a mustard gas release alarm??

Aha, who let a plod enter the gassing station?

[andytk]

The bottle of rum thing reminds me of something I heard. I think it was to do with the world capital of carjacking, South Africa. Some poeple were leaving bottles of whiskey, rum etc etc in the gloveboxes of their cars but had put poison in them. When they were (inevitably) carjacked the idea was that the car thief would find the bottle think "ah ha, booze I'll have this" and that would be the end of him.

You wouldn't get your car back, but that's not the point....

Not sure if it was true or just an urban myth

Andy

[Marshy]

Shirly the Max Power brigade with their multiple 15" subs could accomplish the same thing? Could be an excuse for a sub in a TVR after all

[kevinday]

I prefer a woofer to a sub. My woofer is a 42kg German Shepherd