Wednesday 3rd April 2002

Don't crash Fatty!

Pastry pundits are more likely to die in car crashers than thin people

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[K G]

I can just imagine the lawsuits by cheese-eaters who suffer injury because of seatbelts.
Oh i forgot - americans don't like to wear seatbelts - they sue instead.

[JMorgan]

But arn't there twice as many gravity challenged people in the US which means everything is normal?

[CarZee]

beware Multiple Car Pie-Lups...

[Fatboy]

But surely us fat gits are less likely to be injured due to our inbuilt shock-absorbers?

It's not a beer gut, it's a sophisticated sudden-impact shock absorbing energy store

[ZZR600]

quote:
beware Multiple Car Pie-Lups...

[superflid]

Just had a lettuce leaf with my pie and chips, just trying to do my bit! (needed more chips to get rid of the taste of lettuce though)