Ex-Top Gear presenter in buffet horror.

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Breaking news: Jason Dawes demolishes Chevrolet buffet trolley at Skegness motor launch.

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There was major embarrassment yesterday for motoring Journalist and TopGear presenter of yesteryear Jason Dawe at the launch of the new Chevrolet something or other in Skegness. Dawe had been invited to attend the unveiling of their latest white goods on wheels, but was momentarily left unattended near the hospitality suite. 37 stone Dawe had demolished a tray of Scotch Eggs, a 72 piece Iceland Tex-Mex platter and two dozen packets of pickled onion flavour Space Raiders before a brave PR girl could ward him off with a stick of celery.

Sweating profusely, Dawe squeezed his Michelin-man frame into the Chevrolet, saying he’d give it a glowing write up in exchange for Chevrolet’s ongoing advertising revenue with whatever paper he was working for that week. As usual. Chevrolet staff were shocked as Dawe then found a 1Kg bag of Wether’s originals in the glovebox, and without even removing the wrappers, scoffed the lot. To his shame Dawe then found he had grown to such a size that it was impossible to get out of the car. Onlookers were unable to help as he spent 9 hours stuck in the Korean built econo-box before the Fire and Rescue service (who fortunately weren’t on strike at the time) were able to free Dawe by cutting the roof off the car.

Chevrolet today denied claims that they are about to ban Jason Dawe from future events and instead invite a different ex-Used car salesman turned motoring Journo still trading on his 15 minutes on TopGear from many years ago. And besides, Quentin Willson is too busy flogging dodgy aftermarket warranties whilst looking like a smug Dracula.

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