Trevs not going anywhere!
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Posted a while back that Trev was up for sale as the moola was needed for business ventures. Had a few folks interested all wanting to steal him. Get tay buggery the lot of yi!
Anyway I started thinking what it would be like to not have a decent car and in particular not have Trev.
It would be shit!!!!
Added to that my neighbour now has a Tuscan and he's winding me up about having a shit motor. TUS64N you know who you are!!
Soooooooooooooooooooo! Trev is not going anywhere! Way hey! The jamster is back!
Now.... wheres the phone number for Alliance and Leicster!
Anyway I started thinking what it would be like to not have a decent car and in particular not have Trev.
It would be shit!!!!
Added to that my neighbour now has a Tuscan and he's winding me up about having a shit motor. TUS64N you know who you are!!
Soooooooooooooooooooo! Trev is not going anywhere! Way hey! The jamster is back!
Now.... wheres the phone number for Alliance and Leicster!
It's perfectly fine boy wonder! DOnt even get me started with yir Tuscan mince!
LEts see now!
1)New back window ordered which surprise surprise doesnt fit. Whats that I hear you say??? Where is the original one? Well that blew off whilst doing 120down a country road into a field, never to be seen again. QUALIIIIIIIIIIIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
2)Lets fire up the random number generator this lovely morning and see what dianostics codes we churn out. Ahh yes the old ZLQTRSPC?)$&% code. WHat will that mean then. Ahh
it! It's all pish anyway. Does it move forward faster than anything else, if answer is yes proceeed otherwise straight down to Dreadnought for a laptop ECU remapping and a batty reeming in the pouch. Ohhhhh shit, we've only got 9 litres left, acchhhhh dinnay bother aboot that its ed anyway.
3)Whats that theres more! Ohh yes. THe passenger cant get in the bloody car becasue the door wont open and since the rear screen has now arrived they now cant climb in their either. The beeatches will be lovin that manouver!
4)Then their is the question of sexuality! Every singel alloy has been kerbed (well at least one of them has!) bringing into question whether your a batty boy or the beaster from big bruvva! No matter yir shit is not intact!! Aye but its got a big nose and i canny see the front end. Uh huh, and what about the parking!
5)And what about the, 'aye but mines got a red rose'!!! Has it??? Where about? WHat does it do, is it for presenting to the laydeez when yi stall it at the lights, is it an expleative for the fact yi canny hide your embarrasement when the Jamster toasts yir arse, or is it the little thing in the engine bay where some kind old lady has laid a flower for when yir shit blows up and dies! I'm thinking the latter!
Beer this weekend?
LEts see now!
1)New back window ordered which surprise surprise doesnt fit. Whats that I hear you say??? Where is the original one? Well that blew off whilst doing 120down a country road into a field, never to be seen again. QUALIIIIIIIIIIIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
2)Lets fire up the random number generator this lovely morning and see what dianostics codes we churn out. Ahh yes the old ZLQTRSPC?)$&% code. WHat will that mean then. Ahh
it! It's all pish anyway. Does it move forward faster than anything else, if answer is yes proceeed otherwise straight down to Dreadnought for a laptop ECU remapping and a batty reeming in the pouch. Ohhhhh shit, we've only got 9 litres left, acchhhhh dinnay bother aboot that its ed anyway. 3)Whats that theres more! Ohh yes. THe passenger cant get in the bloody car becasue the door wont open and since the rear screen has now arrived they now cant climb in their either. The beeatches will be lovin that manouver!
4)Then their is the question of sexuality! Every singel alloy has been kerbed (well at least one of them has!) bringing into question whether your a batty boy or the beaster from big bruvva! No matter yir shit is not intact!! Aye but its got a big nose and i canny see the front end. Uh huh, and what about the parking!
5)And what about the, 'aye but mines got a red rose'!!! Has it??? Where about? WHat does it do, is it for presenting to the laydeez when yi stall it at the lights, is it an expleative for the fact yi canny hide your embarrasement when the Jamster toasts yir arse, or is it the little thing in the engine bay where some kind old lady has laid a flower for when yir shit blows up and dies! I'm thinking the latter!
Beer this weekend?
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