How do you....?

[Jhonno]

Get out of your Cerbera with any form of grace and style..? I am 6'4near 17st, and can only describe myself as looking like an utter twit performing contortion gymnastics to well, fall out of mine, whilst trying to show some sympathy for the seat bolsters/door/paint etc..

[Cyclone1]

Ask Fubes.....he should have mastered the graceful entry and exit of the Cerb by now..........

[tejr]

Try practising on an Elise first lol

[Gazzab]

Slide seat back. Right leg out. Right hand on kick plate area and push.

[DonkeyApple]

Approach parking space at speed, undo seat belt, open door, pull hand brake and turn wheel.

As you gracefully hand brake turn into the parking space use the g force to casually forward roll out of the car into a standing position on the pavement.

Gently close the door and walk away pressing the bleeper without looking back.

[robsco]

DA, that's assuming you are driving a Cerbera with a working handbrake. A mythical creature indeed.

[DonkeyApple]

robsco said:

DA, that's assuming you are driving a Cerbera with a working handbrake. A mythical creature indeed.

Good point. I suspected there could be a flaw in the concept.

[Mark.]

Yep - I believed it all til the handbrake bit

[Toadusmodus]

Or the door not opening as the window doesn't drop when you press the button

[Gazzab]

Or when you stop quickly drink a bottle of whisky, you will then fall out of the car.

[pulsarboby]

haha it aint gonna happen
im 6 2'' and 19st and i have to unravel myself out the car and i feel a prize tt also.

try clambering from driverseat over to passenger seat because the driver door didnt open, its a sight for sore eyes i can tell ya
wasnt till afterwards i found theres a pull handle down by driverseat that i realised all my gymnastic efforts were uncalled for

[Gazzab]

I'm a couple of inches shorter. I have been training a bit harder recently and so have dropped half a stone to 14 stone (still a way to go) and that has actually made it easier to get in and out. I no longer feel like its an effort to get out, dont even push the seat back.

[M3John]

Open door, right leg out, right hand on the door sill where it just starts to curve upwards, roll out and push with your hand at the same time.
This I find worked for me and I'm 6' 3" and 16 stone.

[ajp70]

Get yourself a sexy glamorous passenger, and whilst everyone is watching her, you can squeeze yourself out like a new born calf.

Don't park near a puddle.

[robsco]

I've never even given this a second thought. But then, at a bright and vibrant 22 and weighing in at 10 stone 7, I imagine its something which will hinder me in later life. These tips will be taken onboard.

[Mark.]

robsco said:

I've never even given this a second thought. But then, at a bright and vibrant 22 and weighing in at 10 stone 7, I imagine its something which will hinder me in later life. These tips will be taken onboard.

I hate you.

[Gazzab]

robsco said:

I've never even given this a second thought. But then, at a bright and vibrant 22 and weighing in at 10 stone 7, I imagine its something which will hinder me in later life. These tips will be taken onboard.

Are you a skinny dwarf

[Ireland]

Leg - arse - head - leg

[robsco]

Love you too Mark. Gazza, 5ft11 actually. Just naturally slim, particularly for one of the Cerbera fraternity. Just joking of course, chaps and chapesses.

[Jhonno]

Would like to say, am still a youngster, and my 17st is a back row rugby player 17st..

I shall give these suggestions a go.. If all else fails, I'll resort to rolling out.