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On the way home, around 2.30am, was feeling a little peckish so stopped at a subway for a sarnie.
After realising I couldn't eat a sarnie and drive, pulled over so I could finish it.
It was pretty quiet for a few minutes, then the night clubs must have started to kick out and the street I was parked started to fill up.
It took a lot of faith in my marriage to refuse the two telephone numbers and the proposition for sexual favours for a lift home, all in the space of five minutes while eatin the sarnie.
If you are single and with a Cerb, have faith that at least you'll be able to score for a one night stand at least.
I'm now going to cuddle up to my wife in bed.
After realising I couldn't eat a sarnie and drive, pulled over so I could finish it.
It was pretty quiet for a few minutes, then the night clubs must have started to kick out and the street I was parked started to fill up.
It took a lot of faith in my marriage to refuse the two telephone numbers and the proposition for sexual favours for a lift home, all in the space of five minutes while eatin the sarnie.
If you are single and with a Cerb, have faith that at least you'll be able to score for a one night stand at least.
I'm now going to cuddle up to my wife in bed.
[quote=SXS ]Why do I get the feeling you've ommitted the next 30 minutes of the story - before getting home to the lady of the manor?[/quote]
No ommisions here. Eat the sarnie and go home - via the long way back of course - 3.00am, empty roads and a Cerbera
What is pleasing to the eye is that when these ladies bend over to talk to me, I get a good view of cleavage and the lads behind them get a good view of...dental floss anyone?
No ommisions here. Eat the sarnie and go home - via the long way back of course - 3.00am, empty roads and a Cerbera
What is pleasing to the eye is that when these ladies bend over to talk to me, I get a good view of cleavage and the lads behind them get a good view of...dental floss anyone?
Byff said:
On the way home, around 2.30am, was feeling a little peckish so stopped at a subway for a sarnie.
After realising I couldn't eat a sarnie and drive, pulled over so I could finish it.
It was pretty quiet for a few minutes, then the night clubs must have started to kick out and the street I was parked started to fill up.
It took a lot of faith in my marriage to refuse the two telephone numbers and the proposition for sexual favours for a lift home, all in the space of five minutes while eatin the sarnie.
If you are single and with a Cerb, have faith that at least you'll be able to score for a one night stand at least.
I'm now going to cuddle up to my wife in bed.
Pray tell me where your local Subway is please
Pretty brave of you though to hang around in the Cerb at chucking out time!
When the girls are that pissed anything half sporty will have them draped across your bonnet!
Even a cab driver driving a shed will get loads of propositions for a lift home. They can hardly see straight at that time of night! They're so mullered, not a lady in sight!
Mind you, it's nice to receive the phone numbers even if you don't call
Even a cab driver driving a shed will get loads of propositions for a lift home. They can hardly see straight at that time of night! They're so mullered, not a lady in sight!
Mind you, it's nice to receive the phone numbers even if you don't call
[quote=SXS ]I reckon he parked up in a red-light district, where the punters normally go for a sarnie or two... hehehehe 
And was probably too flattered to realise they were working girls!
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Haha, one of the girls had a heavy Russian accent and I first though of working girls, even convinced myself a bloke walking past was of eastern european looks and was maybe her "minder".
Turned out they were just normal girls though, they jumped in a cab and were gone.
I just finished my sarnie.
BTW, Newcastle quayside if anyone needs to know.
And was probably too flattered to realise they were working girls!
[/quote] Haha, one of the girls had a heavy Russian accent and I first though of working girls, even convinced myself a bloke walking past was of eastern european looks and was maybe her "minder".
Turned out they were just normal girls though, they jumped in a cab and were gone.
I just finished my sarnie.
BTW, Newcastle quayside if anyone needs to know.
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