Cerbera 0 - Canoe 1
Cerbera 0 - Canoe 1
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Flatplane8

Original Poster:

1,593 posts

286 months

Tuesday 11th February 2014
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Only one of these fine fibreglass vehicles was any use today, the local roads are under 18 inches of water.

m60ddy

631 posts

236 months

Tuesday 11th February 2014
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Seriously good luck sir. Really hope things get under control down there. I was wondering only the other day how many nice cars are at risk with all the floods.

Wonder how many flood damaged cars will end up in the north east when all the water dispurses.

Again really hope everyone already under water or at risk manages to minimise any damage.

wiggycerb

246 posts

218 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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Good luck sir.

Cant imagine how bloody awful it must be your way, we have had a battering down in Cornwall but thankfully no flooding.


morebeanz

3,283 posts

260 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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"Cerbera - so good, it can walk on water..." biggrin



Hope the floods recede soon!

jackwibble

664 posts

183 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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Not good at all!

In emergency invert Cerb and paddle like buggery!

Hope you all keep safe can loan out boat if required.


Rochester TVR

3,314 posts

230 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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Thats a worrying picture...

Can you not get it on some axle stands to give it a bit more height?

chibbard

1,554 posts

284 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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Rochester TVR said:
Thats a worrying picture...

Can you not get it on some axle stands to give it a bit more height?
+1 I would certainly be investigating this. Or even a load of spare bricks and jack it up a bit at a time.

HarleyPilot

128 posts

153 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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Just buy another canoe! you can then use them as floating pontoons -let's face it our cars are light enough redface) Seriously though - good luck and hope you don't sustain too much water damage - it really must be a nightmare down there.

natben

2,748 posts

255 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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chibbard said:
Rochester TVR said:
Thats a worrying picture...

Can you not get it on some axle stands to give it a bit more height?
+1 I would certainly be investigating this. Or even a load of spare bricks and jack it up a bit at a time.
+2 I would have it up on something to get some hight, bricks planks whatever I could get my hands on. Don't let it fall victim to the floods.

Dave 500

7,704 posts

266 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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natben said:
chibbard said:
Rochester TVR said:
Thats a worrying picture...

Can you not get it on some axle stands to give it a bit more height?
+1 I would certainly be investigating this. Or even a load of spare bricks and jack it up a bit at a time.
+2 I would have it up on something to get some hight, bricks planks whatever I could get my hands on. Don't let it fall victim to the floods.
If it was me it wouldn't be there at all.

You must know someone locally who could look after it for a few days?

Dave 500

7,704 posts

266 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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BTW if anyone needs somewhere to store a TVR over the next few days I could get three more on my drive.

Camberley area smile

Edited by Dave 500 on Wednesday 12th February 19:19

ajp70

543 posts

210 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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Unless that's James Bond's replacement for the Lotus Esprit, you know it's only going to get worse so, if you can, get the Cerb to a friend or family member who can keep it above flood levels. It'll be one less thing to stress about then because you may need a stiff upper lip and all the 'Keep calm and .....' bks items of recent times may actually have some real motivational meaning.


I hope for the best for you staying dry and my sympathy for anyone who hasn't.


For anyone else driving Tivs, button up the chest hair and be a wimp because the air intakes are too low for oncoming bow waves. It's bad enough to hit a big puddle on the other side of a bend. I know I'm preaching to the enlightened, but it had to be said.

On a positive note, for some areas, having six fingers and webbed feet finally pays off.hehe

v8chimmy

189 posts

187 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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jackwibble said:
Not good at all!

In emergency invert Cerb and paddle like buggery!

Hope you all keep safe can loan out boat if required.

Hope the fish are better looking laugh

Flatplane8

Original Poster:

1,593 posts

286 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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We moved the car to some slightly higher ground at our neighbours, so it's been fine.
My son and I made it into The Times later that day! . http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/environment/article4...

ajp70

543 posts

210 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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Great pic of you both in the canoe which will be one for the family archive. Sorry to hear you have succumbed to the flood but glad the car is above water.

On the BBC news I saw, what looked like from above, a MX5 parked in a driveway up to it's door handles in water. There must be another huge claim on insurances again and people have been caught out by the speed of the water rising. A house is where it is, but a car could be moved.

Keep a smile on your face and a 'that's life' attitude. Just stick a TVR badge on your canoe and you have the fastest vehicle on your street.