'kin Spiders!
'kin Spiders!
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njw 77

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17,065 posts

267 months

Tuesday 30th November 2004
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Last time I used the car was at the PH Sussex/Surrey/Hampshire run a couple of weeks ago. Awful weather and I put the car away wet and dirty (I know, its a)and flew off on business for a week knowing I was going to regret not cleaning the car.

Anyway, got back, car looked awful and the (stripped &)polished spiders worse. Took the car to work yesterday and got him cleaned at the local hand carwash, lubberly, but the spiders just wouldnt shine. Spent an hour in the garage last night, on my hands & knees (my mate was helping, no shirtlifting going on!) polishing away with Belgom alloy cleaner, which is great stuff and whilst I have the shine back, there are still streaks and spots etc.

Now, Im not known for my great cleaning efforts as I am a grade 'A' lazy so rather than knicking the wife's tooth brush to give it another go tonight with a bit more elbow grease, I was wondering if there is an easier solution (for the future)?

1st thought was one of those Dremel things with polishing pads? Or has anyone got a better idea? Something maybe designed purely for the job that doesnt cost an arm and a leg (the Dremel = another Xmas poressie idea for the Mrs)

PS No stupid comments about being on my hands & knees in the garage with a mate, polishing things until they shine and rubbing white cream all over the place please LOL

kojak

4,547 posts

282 months

Tuesday 30th November 2004
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If they have been 'reconditioned' in the past, have they done it right. Have they been laquered? They shouldn't go like that after being left a week or so.

I once used 't-cut'years ago, but only enough to get the grime off.

>> Edited by kojak on Tuesday 30th November 19:03

flashheart

581 posts

271 months

Tuesday 30th November 2004
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BIG TONGUE IN CHEEK REPLY

Why not let the wheels get covered in brake dust and just tell everyone you have anthracite wheels and not polished ones?

Works for me!

Tripps

5,814 posts

301 months

Tuesday 30th November 2004
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kojak said:
If they have been 'reconditioned' in the past, have they done it right. Have they been laquered? They shouldn't go like that after being left a week or so.
IIRC correctly njw77's are polished rather than lacqeured.

They are shiny enough to cause retina damage thats for sure!

satman

2,455 posts

275 months

Tuesday 30th November 2004
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"Yellow cars always do that sir!"...

gbbird

5,197 posts

273 months

Tuesday 30th November 2004
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Nick,

the P21s alloy wheel cleaner stuff works a treat on my alloys. And i'm a bit of a lazy get when it comes to cleaning wheels, so they have been in a sorry state at times and always come up a treat

Greg

njw 77

Original Poster:

17,065 posts

267 months

Wednesday 1st December 2004
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Glad to hear Im not the only bad owner out there!

Flasheart, they did look like anthracite with all the crud on them, which is why I wanted them back to polished, I mean, who in their right mind would want anthracite spiders? (ducks for cover)

No laquer, just polished, as was the previous owners intention. They look stunning (when clean that is), or is it just they are on a great coloured car?

Gunna buy a Dremel type thing (£20 on eBay) and some polishing pads and see how I go

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Wednesday 1st December 2004
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When you have got them clean, smear a bit of baby oil all over them.

Brake dust will then stick to the baby oil rather than the wheel.

Perhaps do this when the wife is out though to avoid a difficult explanation when caught on your knees with baby oil and the car...

Tripps

5,814 posts

301 months

Wednesday 1st December 2004
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Plotloss said:
Perhaps do this when the wife is out though to avoid a difficult explanation when caught on your knees with baby oil and the car...
Especially if his mates are around to help again

guydw

1,651 posts

312 months

Wednesday 1st December 2004
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I prefer my car dirty and my wheels black.

That's my excuse ....

njw 77

Original Poster:

17,065 posts

267 months

Wednesday 1st December 2004
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OFGS baby oil? Wouldnt know which exhaust pipe to pay attention to first! I wouldnt know whether to look at the car or my Kylie calander on the garage wall

Reminds me of the guy shagging the Landrover that was flying around email a while back and reposted on PH recently.

But at least if my mate was round we could share the Johnsons and make the car airtight

:rolls-hips-smiley: Decat that, biatch! LOL

>> Edited by njw 77 on Wednesday 1st December 18:46

JonnyW

867 posts

271 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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Plotloss said:
When you have got them clean, smear a bit of baby oil all over them.

Brake dust will then stick to the baby oil rather than the wheel.

Perhaps do this when the wife is out though to avoid a difficult explanation when caught on your knees with baby oil and the car...



Plotless, tried your recommendation last night.

Cleaned the wheels
Smothered myself in baby oil
Drove around in leopard skin pants for two hours, doing some heavy braking

Result, interior smothered in baby oil, wheels covered in brake dust.

Do I have to leave the window open next time to make it work?

Neighbours have stopped waving as I go by?

Johnny

Tripps

5,814 posts

301 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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JonnyW said:
Plotless, tried your recommendation last night.

Cleaned the wheels
Smothered myself in baby oil
Drove around in leopard skin pants for two hours, doing some heavy braking

Result, interior smothered in baby oil, wheels covered in brake dust.

Do I have to leave the window open next time to make it work?

Neighbours have stopped waving as I go by?
Reckon it was the leapard skins pants - who do you think you are, Jon Bon Jovi?!

Try a leather gimp suit next time and it'll work a treat