Eyed up by two women today
Eyed up by two women today
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c2rbr

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25 posts

264 months

Monday 13th December 2004
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I was in the local supermarket car park today with the Cerb and a couple of women walked straight towards me. "What colour ribbon are you going to use when you wrap it for me for Christmas" one of them asked and they both giggled. They were about 75!!

ncs

3,974 posts

311 months

Monday 13th December 2004
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c2rbr said:
I was in the local supermarket car park today with the Cerb and a couple of women walked straight towards me. "What colour ribbon are you going to use when you wrap it for me for Christmas" one of them asked and they both giggled. They were about 75!!


Lovely

I saw the old lady who lives near us at the shops one day last year & offered a lift home in the Griff.

"I've never been in a car without a roof" she said as we rumbled up the road.
"Go on Nick - give it some!!" was her next statement!

Made me laugh, she must be 75 if shes a day.

Nick

shadowninja

79,992 posts

311 months

Monday 13th December 2004
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TVR's new slogan:

p... p... pick up a pensioner.






ukBOB

16,277 posts

294 months

Monday 13th December 2004
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shadowninja said:
TVR's new slogan:

p... p... pick up a pensioner.






wrinkly

755 posts

275 months

Monday 13th December 2004
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I have noticed that with the roof down, and at a suitable velocity, the wrinkles tend to disappear on ladies of a particular vintage, giving that all too well known "startled rabbit" appearance. Having examined the effect on Mrs. Wrinkly, and being, frankly, disappointed with the result; I decided that the car would be a better beneficiary of a facelift, so I had the headlights done instead.

ncs

3,974 posts

311 months

Monday 13th December 2004
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wrinkly said:
I have noticed that with the roof down, and at a suitable velocity, the wrinkles tend to disappear on ladies of a particular vintage, giving that all too well known "startled rabbit" appearance. Having examined the effect on Mrs. Wrinkly, and being, frankly, disappointed with the result; I decided that the car would be a better beneficiary of a facelift, so I had the headlights done instead.


Brilliant