I have NEVER heard my alarm go off
I have NEVER heard my alarm go off
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UKbob

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16,277 posts

294 months

Thursday 25th August 2005
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The dealer and girlfrind gave me a strange look when I alarmed the car and gave it a hard shove, to see how sensitive the alarm was.

The last time I disconneced the battery (alarm went crazy, no sound, but it wouldnt let me in) and reconnected it, I (unlike everyone here?!) didnt hear a peep.

ive never heard it. And Ive cocked it up a dozen or so times over the last 7 months, alarming it when we were inside etc, as you do from time to time. Those micro sensors are supposed to trigger internal movement, right? I didnt hear anything, just a small beeeeep from the dash.

Has anyone else not heard their alarm? Even if/when it throws a wobbly, locks you in or out, (ive been locked in and out, had to use emergency entry and exit levers all round) ?

Im wondering if my alarm cell is dead, hence I dont hear it, which might explain the power drain to the battery. That said, i dont know the age of the battery, it might just be old...

SlvrCrb

1,180 posts

262 months

Thursday 25th August 2005
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Bob, there's something wrong if you can't hear your alarm. I managed to set mine off 5 minutes after picking it up when I first filled up and still manage it at least once a week. I'd get it looked at asap.

an un-alarmed cerb close to me, I need some new bits and bobs for the cerb.....

SXS

3,065 posts

286 months

Thursday 25th August 2005
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Hold the remote fob button down for 10 seconds, the alarm should go into test mode and go off...

if not, then the siren/wiring or something is buggered....

GCerbera

5,161 posts

280 months

Thursday 25th August 2005
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That reminds me, me cabin led is on fast flash mode which I thought meant the alarm was not working?

Tested the alarm and all is well.... apart from I now have a headache

So, what's the error?

Rob Dance

200 posts

268 months

Thursday 25th August 2005
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Collecting mine from the dealer ( in the early days of ownership before I gave up on them) I strapped it onto the trailer, and , not thinking, locked it, arming the alarm.

In only a few miles the motion sensor did it`s stuff and the alarm was howling !

morebeanz

3,283 posts

265 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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Thanks, SXS, didn't know about the test mode!



another thing to add to my list of Cerby notes...

UKbob

Original Poster:

16,277 posts

294 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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SlvrCrb said:
Bob, there's something wrong if you can't hear your alarm. I managed to set mine off 5 minutes after picking it up when I first filled up and still manage it at least once a week. I'd get it looked at asap.

an un-alarmed cerb close to me, I need some new bits and bobs for the cerb.....
now thats a friend!

Nice one SXS, will give it a go later today!

carl_w

10,731 posts

287 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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SXS said:
Hold the remote fob button down for 10 seconds, the alarm should go into test mode and go off...
Surely everyone knows this? Or am I the only one who ends up sitting on their keys and setting the alarm off?

alinton

965 posts

265 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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I've heard mine go off, mostly when I'm driving along.

Sometimes it doesn't seem to unset properly, the clue is the electric windows go back up when the door is shut but then won't come down.

If you don't notice this, you get about 500 yards then the alarm sounds, the indicators all flash, and everyone around thinks you're an idiot.

UKbob

Original Poster:

16,277 posts

294 months

Sunday 28th August 2005
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alinton said:
I've heard mine go off, mostly when I'm driving along.

Sometimes it doesn't seem to unset properly, the clue is the electric windows go back up when the door is shut but then won't come down.

If you don't notice this, you get about 500 yards then the alarm sounds, the indicators all flash, and everyone around thinks you're an idiot.

My mate "crazy dave" many years ago, would activate his alarm whilst driving to get people to move out of the way when he wanted to get past I suppose if you were driving aggressively, it could work