Whats the most stupidest thing you've done with your cerbie?
Whats the most stupidest thing you've done with your cerbie?
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SXS

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3,065 posts

286 months

Monday 31st October 2005
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I reversed over a mates foot, years back now!!!! :eek:

But he decided to call me up tonight and remind me that I screwed his foot up for life and he aint got laid for over a year now... :rolleyes: (what the hell does a foot have to do with getting laid????? :laugh: )

Sorry :wavey:

c18ere

110 posts

251 months

Monday 31st October 2005
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left it out in the rain!

GCerbera

5,161 posts

280 months

Monday 31st October 2005
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Sold it so bought it back!

budaholic

1,516 posts

264 months

Monday 31st October 2005
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SXS said:
(what the hell does a foot have to do with getting laid????? )

Sorry


I'm sure if you've got a foot you'll have no trouble getting laid....

njw 77

17,065 posts

267 months

Tuesday 1st November 2005
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budaholic said:

SXS said:
(what the hell does a foot have to do with getting laid????? )

Sorry



I'm sure if you've got a foot you'll have no trouble getting laid....


PMSL

SXS

Original Poster:

3,065 posts

286 months

Tuesday 1st November 2005
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njw 77 said:

budaholic said:


SXS said:
(what the hell does a foot have to do with getting laid????? )

Sorry




I'm sure if you've got a foot you'll have no trouble getting laid....



PMSL


foot, laid... hmmm.... heard the one about girl goes doctor, elephant involved?

olly

2,174 posts

313 months

Tuesday 1st November 2005
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Left it in a multi-story car park & a Fiat Panda caught fire next to it !!!! (car park attendants dragged the Panda out of the way before it did any damage thank g*d !!!)

No damage done, although in protest, the slave cylinder gave up about 20 miles later

satman

2,455 posts

275 months

Tuesday 1st November 2005
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los Angeles said:

los Angeles said:
Backed a new Rolls-Royce into a garage wall. I was a rookie driver and couldn't hear the engine turn, so I gave the gas some welly while I had it in reverse.

Well, I can top that, LA. While the only student with a driver's license packing tomatoes in Guernsey I was given the electric mobile hod to drive, which I did with enthusiasm, forked hod high in the air, all the way down the long packing shed ... taking down every wooden truss above me except the last. It was a long chilly wait at the docks for the boat next morning.





WTF!....:rantmodeon: ....cant some people read the heading?...for those that didnt...WHATS THE MOST STUPIDEST THING YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR CERBIE? ...so whats a fg Rolls and a fork truck got to do with a Cerbera? :rantmodeoff:

...and breathe in......and breathe out....and brea.....

kojak

4,547 posts

282 months

Tuesday 1st November 2005
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satman said:

los Angeles said:


los Angeles said:
Backed a new Rolls-Royce into a garage wall. I was a rookie driver and couldn't hear the engine turn, so I gave the gas some welly while I had it in reverse.


Well, I can top that, LA. While the only student with a driver's license packing tomatoes in Guernsey I was given the electric mobile hod to drive, which I did with enthusiasm, forked hod high in the air, all the way down the long packing shed ... taking down every wooden truss above me except the last. It was a long chilly wait at the docks for the boat next morning.






WTF!....:rantmodeon: ....cant some people read the heading?...for those that didnt...WHATS THE MOST STUPIDEST THING YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR CERBIE? ...so whats a fg Rolls and a fork truck got to do with a Cerbera? :rantmodeoff:

...and breathe in......and breathe out....and brea.....


spool

122 posts

251 months

Tuesday 1st November 2005
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SXS said:
I reversed over a mates foot, years back now!!!!

But he decided to call me up tonight and remind me that I screwed his foot up for life and he aint got laid for over a year now... (what the hell does a foot have to do with getting laid????? )

Sorry


Ouch!
Well, maybe its because they "tyre" of him so quicly that
he never gets them to go home with him...

No really, He's foot busted for real man? Ouch!!!

SXS

Original Poster:

3,065 posts

286 months

Tuesday 1st November 2005
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kojak said:

satman said:


los Angeles said:



los Angeles said:
Backed a new Rolls-Royce into a garage wall. I was a rookie driver and couldn't hear the engine turn, so I gave the gas some welly while I had it in reverse.



Well, I can top that, LA. While the only student with a driver's license packing tomatoes in Guernsey I was given the electric mobile hod to drive, which I did with enthusiasm, forked hod high in the air, all the way down the long packing shed ... taking down every wooden truss above me except the last. It was a long chilly wait at the docks for the boat next morning.







WTF!....:rantmodeon: ....cant some people read the heading?...for those that didnt...WHATS THE MOST STUPIDEST THING YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR CERBIE? ...so whats a fg Rolls and a fork truck got to do with a Cerbera? :rantmodeoff:

...and breathe in......and breathe out....and brea.....





LA - you're in BIG trouble!

carl_w

10,734 posts

287 months

Tuesday 1st November 2005
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SXS said:
I reversed over a mates foot, years back now!!!!
Surely the most stupidest thing you've done with a Cerbie is to try to give it 1000bhp?

markh

2,781 posts

304 months

Tuesday 1st November 2005
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carl_w said:


SXS said:
I reversed over a mates foot, years back now!!!!


Surely the most stupidest thing you've done with a Cerbie is to try to give it 1000bhp?






Well said

>> Edited by markh on Tuesday 1st November 14:49

BCA

8,651 posts

286 months

Tuesday 1st November 2005
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Didnt do the speed championship last year... Cant do it this year (no £££'s) so really have missed out.

Superb car, I suppose buying it was also quite a stupid thing to do... what the hell can replace it?

SXS

Original Poster:

3,065 posts

286 months

Tuesday 1st November 2005
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carl_w said:

SXS said:
I reversed over a mates foot, years back now!!!!

Surely the most stupidest thing you've done with a Cerbie is to try to give it 1000bhp?


1300 now....

Thats not stupid - thats just unquestionably INSANE!

TVRWhoa

349 posts

289 months

Tuesday 1st November 2005
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Coming home rather quickly listening to the exhaust and trying to get a pop or bang - misjudged the distance to the garage wall and drove straight in to it

Rather embarassing especially as the neighbours came out to see what the noise was


walked away saying "am I bothered, do I look bothered ...., not bothered"

grass widow

2,201 posts

252 months

Tuesday 1st November 2005
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I am sure my husband would say the stupidest thing he has done, is buy the cerb, then gone back to work abroad and left it in my care.

Now he has to sit and listen to me tell him all about my trips out in it. Shame really.

SlvrCrb

1,180 posts

262 months

Tuesday 1st November 2005
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TVRWhoa said:

Coming home rather quickly listening to the exhaust and trying to get a pop or bang - misjudged the distance to the garage wall and drove straight in to it

Rather embarassing especially as the neighbours came out to see what the noise was


walked away saying "am I bothered, do I look bothered ...., not bothered"


Sorry Mike but

TVRWhoa

349 posts

289 months

Tuesday 1st November 2005
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SlvrCrb said:

TVRWhoa said:

Coming home rather quickly listening to the exhaust and trying to get a pop or bang - misjudged the distance to the garage wall and drove straight in to it

Rather embarassing especially as the neighbours came out to see what the noise was


walked away saying "am I bothered, do I look bothered ...., not bothered"



Sorry Mike but



Glad to see I made someone it is funny now, at the time was mortified

v15ben

16,216 posts

270 months

Wednesday 2nd November 2005
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I once passengered in a Cerb that was going very quickly down a long straight road at 0 mph!
Guess broken speedos are part of the fun