Whats the most stupidest thing you've done with your cerbie?
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los Angeles said:
los Angeles said:
Backed a new Rolls-Royce into a garage wall. I was a rookie driver and couldn't hear the engine turn, so I gave the gas some welly while I had it in reverse.
Well, I can top that, LA. While the only student with a driver's license packing tomatoes in Guernsey I was given the electric mobile hod to drive, which I did with enthusiasm, forked hod high in the air, all the way down the long packing shed ... taking down every wooden truss above me except the last. It was a long chilly wait at the docks for the boat next morning.
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WTF!....:rantmodeon: ....cant some people read the heading?...for those that didnt...WHATS THE MOST STUPIDEST THING YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR CERBIE? ...so whats a f
g Rolls and a fork truck got to do with a Cerbera? :rantmodeoff: ...and breathe in......and breathe out....and brea.....
satman said:
los Angeles said:
los Angeles said:
Backed a new Rolls-Royce into a garage wall. I was a rookie driver and couldn't hear the engine turn, so I gave the gas some welly while I had it in reverse.
Well, I can top that, LA. While the only student with a driver's license packing tomatoes in Guernsey I was given the electric mobile hod to drive, which I did with enthusiasm, forked hod high in the air, all the way down the long packing shed ... taking down every wooden truss above me except the last. It was a long chilly wait at the docks for the boat next morning.
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WTF!....:rantmodeon: ....cant some people read the heading?...for those that didnt...WHATS THE MOST STUPIDEST THING YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR CERBIE? ...so whats a fg Rolls and a fork truck got to do with a Cerbera? :rantmodeoff:
...and breathe in......and breathe out....and brea.....

SXS said:
I reversed over a mates foot, years back now!!!! ![]()
But he decided to call me up tonight and remind me that I screwed his foot up for life and he aint got laid for over a year now...(what the hell does a foot have to do with getting laid?????
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Sorry
Ouch!
Well, maybe its because they "tyre" of him so quicly that
he never gets them to go home with him...
No really, He's foot busted for real man? Ouch!!!
kojak said:
satman said:
los Angeles said:
los Angeles said:
Backed a new Rolls-Royce into a garage wall. I was a rookie driver and couldn't hear the engine turn, so I gave the gas some welly while I had it in reverse.
Well, I can top that, LA. While the only student with a driver's license packing tomatoes in Guernsey I was given the electric mobile hod to drive, which I did with enthusiasm, forked hod high in the air, all the way down the long packing shed ... taking down every wooden truss above me except the last. It was a long chilly wait at the docks for the boat next morning.
![]()
WTF!....:rantmodeon: ....cant some people read the heading?...for those that didnt...WHATS THE MOST STUPIDEST THING YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR CERBIE? ...so whats a fg Rolls and a fork truck got to do with a Cerbera? :rantmodeoff:
...and breathe in......and breathe out....and brea.....
LA - you're in BIG trouble!

Coming home rather quickly listening to the exhaust and trying to get a pop or bang
- misjudged the distance to the garage wall and drove straight in to it
Rather embarassing especially as the neighbours came out to see what the noise was
walked away saying "am I bothered, do I look bothered ...., not bothered"

TVRWhoa said:
Coming home rather quickly listening to the exhaust and trying to get a pop or bang- misjudged the distance to the garage wall and drove straight in to it
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Rather embarassing especially as the neighbours came out to see what the noise was![]()
walked away saying "am I bothered, do I look bothered ...., not bothered"![]()
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Sorry Mike but









SlvrCrb said:
TVRWhoa said:
Coming home rather quickly listening to the exhaust and trying to get a pop or bang- misjudged the distance to the garage wall and drove straight in to it
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Rather embarassing especially as the neighbours came out to see what the noise was![]()
walked away saying "am I bothered, do I look bothered ...., not bothered"![]()
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Sorry Mike but
Glad to see I made someone
it is funny now, at the time was mortified 
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so bought it back! 



(car park attendants dragged the Panda out of the way before it did any damage thank g*d !!!)
(what the hell does a foot have to do with getting laid????? 


