Rude Antics

[garethgtt]

I was just thinking......

Has anyone managed sex in the cerb?, its just not the greatest of cars for being rude in is it....

christ with the centre pillar down the middle of the car even kissing is hard!

[morebeanz]

I was successful in a TR6 (roof up), so I am sure the same techniques could be used in the Cerb!


Of course, you'll be asking me for details and I can't remember it was so long ago...

>> Edited by morebeanz on Wednesday 30th November 11:17

[dean_ratpac]

only on bonnet and boot, attempted inside but gave up.

[Stealth69]

passenger seat is the only way to go.... seat back, kneel in the footwell, put her arse on the edge of the seat with her feet on the roof (it does have carpet on it afterall) and bang ready to go... kinda!

[gazzab]

Not sure stealth 69 is poss in a cerb.

[gbbird]

Had a dabble in all my cars to todate, but not the Cerb! Thats what the daily runaround is for

[Stealth69]

Gazza : not sure a 69 is possible either mate, be bloody uncomfortable if it is possible

[kojak]

dean_ratpac said:

only on bonnet and boot, attempted inside but gave up.

Bonnet. No way. Have you seen the marks a snail makes. Not having that on the paint work.

[daver]

dean_ratpac said:

only on bonnet and boot...

Surely not, man.

GRP might not dent but such antics would have to involve Kylie and crotchless Zymol underwear before I'd subject my car to that...

...ooaahh! Just realised I've been sitting here motionless with a vacant expression on my face for the last 5 mins

[purpleheadedcerb]

I haven't managed it yet. I'll have to ask my Wife is she has...............

[albear]

I only got my TVR last Saturday, and the girlfriend came home late without knowing that I had already picked it up.

I gave her a quick spin round the block and the first thing she asks me is "Do you reckon we could have sex in here"?

So in answer to your question, no, I dont know if you can actually have sex in the Cerbera, but It'll definitly increase your chances of some lovin in the first place

[DeathRace2005]

Sitting in, let alone driving her IS sex !!

[MarkoTVR]

albear said:

got my TVR last Saturday, and the girlfriend came

Looks like 'Orgasmic Living' wasn't such a bad slogan after all.

I'll get my coat.

[dean_ratpac]

kojak said:

dean_ratpac said: only on bonnet and boot, attempted inside but gave up. Bonnet. No way. Have you seen the marks a snail makes.

ha ha Kojak my misses doesn't leave snail trails after i've finished, it's all gobbled up.
ha ha ha

[dean_ratpac]

daver said:

dean_ratpac said: only on bonnet and boot... Surely not, man.

daver said:

...involve Kylie and crotchless Zymol underwear before I'd subject my car to that...

who has sex with underwear on!!?? lmao

daver said:

...ooaahh! Just realised I've been sitting here motionless with a vacant expression on my face for the last 5 mins

tried with boot open - but misses disappeared in true Soprano's style. just needed a shovel!

>> Edited by dean_ratpac on Wednesday 30th November 16:22

[grass widow]

We managed it in an MGB roadster many years ago, but that seems positively roomy compared to the cerb........don't think I'm going to be trying to be honest.

That is unless my other half is pursuasive enough

[vixpy1]

If someone would like to leave thier Cerb to be rolling roaded with me, as well as a willing young lady..

I will research this with vigour!

[grass widow]

vixpy1 said:

If someone would like to leave thier Cerb to be rolling roaded with me, as well as a willing young lady.. I will research this with vigour!

What's wrong with testing your own TVR...........oh yes sorry forgot, its broke.

Less room in a Chim isn't there? Think you should work out the logistics for yours first.

[vixpy1]

grass widow said:

vixpy1 said: If someone would like to leave thier Cerb to be rolling roaded with me, as well as a willing young lady.. I will research this with vigour! What's wrong with testing your own TVR...........oh yes sorry forgot, its broke. Less room in a Chim isn't there? Think you should work out the logistics for yours first.

Need a willing partner.. and a working TVR..

[satman]

...and there was me thinking TVR had designed the Cerb with the bit between the two rear seats, as a place for her to lay her head....