Valet Parking - would you ?
Valet Parking - would you ?
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gazzab

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21,632 posts

311 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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Staying at an hotel in London on Friday night - plan to drive up there. I am told they have Valet parking. Would you trust your Cerb to them bearing in mind push button start, warm up process etc....?
It is a small hote (The Soho) and so I guess it should be reasonably well cared for !!

davetherave1970

2,144 posts

275 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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gazzab said:
Staying at an hotel in London on Friday night - plan to drive up there. I am told they have Valet parking. Would you trust your Cerb to them bearing in mind push button start, warm up process etc....?
It is a small hote (The Soho) and so I guess it should be reasonably well cared for !!
I'd have to see the parker first! Could be a work experience lad

gbbird

5,197 posts

273 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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I dont think i would! Plus you would be expected to give a tip for priviledge

kojak

4,547 posts

282 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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I wouldn't trust them.

davidn

1,028 posts

288 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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Have you seen "Ferris Beaulers Day Off"!
Cheers
David

GCerbera

5,161 posts

280 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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Not quite the same but, still, after this, would you hand the fob over?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/4484212.stm

RUSSELLM

6,002 posts

276 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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gazzab said:
, warm up process etc!!


I think your warm up process might differ somewhat to their's.....I'm thinking along the lines of hit the rev limiter & let the clutch out, that should warm her up nicely

SlvrCrb

1,180 posts

262 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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Erm. "No Way!". I'd politely explain to them that I'll park it myself and pepper the reason with "due to the unique warm up characteristics", "Start up processes involved" and "race bred engine" etc.

grass widow

2,201 posts

252 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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SlvrCrb said:
Erm. "No Way!". I'd politely explain to them that I'll park it myself and pepper the reason with "due to the unique warm up characteristics", "Start up processes involved" and "race bred engine" etc.


And you could add, if you scratch it, bump it, or rev it when its cold, I will disembowel you.

That should do the trick.

foxy4200

119 posts

264 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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grass widow said:
SlvrCrb said:
Erm. "No Way!". I'd politely explain to them that I'll park it myself and pepper the reason with "due to the unique warm up characteristics", "Start up processes involved" and "race bred engine" etc.


And you could add, if you scratch it, bump it, or rev it when its cold, I will disembowel you.

That should do the trick.


Just remember it's London, so the valet guy might not be from these shores!

You might have to try and explain in some Eastern European language!

cerealsurfer

594 posts

292 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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As the guy grounds it attempting to get in the Soho Basement car park... Oh and door bangs it as he attempts to open the unusually long doors in the small London spaces... Oh and that's after he's bumped the wall in front of the space "coz I couldn't see where the front waz guv".

No Bl00dy way. Flash backs of a moment on Top Gear reciently with the Zonda, Fezza and Lambo in Paris...

Don't worry mate.. it'll polish out.

ridds

8,372 posts

273 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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Never in a million years would I let them. I wouldn't even let close friends and family loose in it on their own. Ever.

mrsmadmark

3,545 posts

252 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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simple answer........





NO WAY

dean_ratpac

1,582 posts

307 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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A very protective lot!! hahaha - I would generally never allow them to park it too. Although some places in London don't allow you to park it (NCP's). I’m not worried about the fact of them taking it out for a spin. It’s purely on being bashed, constantly being started and turned off again - moving them around as they always over pack. Or just revved up?

I think there’s one more thing we all forget, is the handbrake!! Yes sir IT WAS there...but ITS NOT NOW


>> Edited by dean_ratpac on Monday 5th December 16:03

Extra 300 Driver

5,282 posts

275 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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I stayed at the Four Seasons in London and they took great care of the car, even washed it for me!

They guy parking it was very carefull and driving a TVR was nothing too special for him and the car park was full of Astons and Fezzas.

garethgtt

430 posts

263 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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Generally i would say a resounding no, unless it was a very flash hotel, even then i would have a hot sweat on all night wondering wether trev was ok.....

c3ber

4,714 posts

252 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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NO!

Vesuvius996

35,829 posts

300 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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Be VERY careful.

If it goes missing overnight then the insurance company will say you surrendered the keys so no pay out.

Extra 300 Driver

5,282 posts

275 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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Vesuvius996 said:
Be VERY careful.

If it goes missing overnight then the insurance company will say you surrendered the keys so no pay out.



Oh thats true.

gazzab

Original Poster:

21,632 posts

311 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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and I just found out that the valet parking costs £40. Sod that - going to leave it in the NCP !