Cerberas are a poor mans sports car!!!!
Cerberas are a poor mans sports car!!!!
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*Phoenix*

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3,065 posts

286 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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Just heard this off the grapevine... TVR Cerberas/chims/griffs are considered cheap glorified kit-cars amongst the elite... The fact anyone who can afford a used banger bmw can afford a used tvr makes them a very attractive purchase, even for the odd man with holes in his pocket....

I seriously felt like beating the living shite out of this group, but they made some points that really hit hard and true (mostly merc/bimma owners, and the 60k plus material too).... no wander people progressively move on to porsches, top-end bimmas/mercs, nobles and fezzas etc...

Anyone else ever put up with conversations/debates that make TVR's sound like they're cheap thrills and not even remotely magnificent bar they styling quo?

Why has TVR got such a 'awe' status amongst youngsters and women, but generally most fellas are like 'its cheap and nasty, a poor mans porsche' attitude????

Not that it bothers me that much, especially not driving a TVR for over 2 years now.... but still hurts when I think TVR is our last true remaining all-brit-engined heritage...

mickk

30,453 posts

271 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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Ivw just come home from driving around central london, im fed up with seeing mercs, porkers, astons, bugattis, (well maybe not the last two)

The reason i have a tiv?...... Not many people do and not because its cheap

900T-R

20,406 posts

286 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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I don't see folks driving bimmers and mercs as 'the elite'? They're a dime a dozen out here, and most definitely not considered an enthusiast's choice.

Put it this way: over here, about 95% of SL's, 8-series, M3 et al from about 7-8 years old is being sold through Auto trader by the kind of establishment that employs a pair of Rottweilers for its warranty department with a customer profile to suit, whilst LHD Chimaeras of any age command prices north of 30K euro and most are either sold from the official importer's or through the Dutch TVRCC classifieds...

TT Tim

4,168 posts

276 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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Who really give a crap?

I haven't got £50K to spend on a marcos or second hand Ferrari!

Rather have my Cerb' any day.

Tim

BCA

8,651 posts

286 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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cheap? you seen the running costs? PAH! hehe

Who cares what merc drivers think? All the more fun to blast past them. evil



*though I'd be wary of anything with 65AMG on the back, whether CL or SL, they absolutely fly!!*

ajcerb

268 posts

274 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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bought mine because it was British, beautiful, and had wanted a TVR ever since i saw a kid at my school with a 1600M in the 70's - and because you don't see many of them around. As for the rest of it i really do not care what people think in terms of what are supposedley status symbols - they are for sheep and insecure individuals.

simonsparrow

1,599 posts

291 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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TT Tim said:
Who really give a crap?

I haven't got £50K to spend on a marcos or second hand Ferrari!

Rather have my Cerb' any day.

Tim


I'll second that. People buy TVRs because of the design, the performance and (for me anyway..) the quirky/hardcore/left-field approach of the whole thing. I think you need to be an enhtusiast to own one, and I think most people appreciate that. With Porsches and Ferraris, whilst some are no doubt owned by enthusiasts, a lot are owned because of the status some people believe they have. And these days, thats due to the fact that both are relatively mass produced compared to TVRs.

Anyway, people should just buy what they want and not assume what is best for others, or what others should aspire to.

Mr.Cerbera

5,151 posts

259 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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Good grief, can you imagine spending the amount of money they do on a vehicle that performs and looks worse than a Cerb and having to strike up conversation with similar-minded dullos ? It's the only factor they can work on.

Why can't we (i.e. all people who rate our vehicles as something more than a box to get us from A to B) all just get on ? Apart from the obvious fact that they're a load of materialistic w@nkers !

Lux has more Porsche per head than Birmingham has Bissan. I revel in my individuality out here (Starting to sound like that scene in 'Life of Brian')

What doubly surprises me is you Ash ! A total individual, who has the tenactity and determination to create something new and original, even notices the shit-fly drone that emenates from these parasites.

I would change pubs if I were you ! (Come and have a beer over here)

ATB,
Paul

hut49

3,544 posts

291 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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*Phoenix* said:
...most fellas are like 'its cheap and nasty, a poor mans porsche' attitude????

Reminds me of one day last summer when I was giving the Chimaera a coat of yellow carnauba wax. Guy stands watching at the gate, then offers the comment: "Doesn't matter how hard you polish it mate, it's never going to turn into a porsche!".

BCA

8,651 posts

286 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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hut49 said:
*Phoenix* said:
...most fellas are like 'its cheap and nasty, a poor mans porsche' attitude????

Reminds me of one day last summer when I was giving the Chimaera a coat of yellow carnauba wax. Guy stands watching at the gate, then offers the comment: "Doesn't matter how hard you polish it mate, it's never going to turn into a porsche!".


I hope you replied "thank fcuk for that."

TUSC-AL

595 posts

255 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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I bought my Tuscan because to me it's the driving equivalent of the Spitfire (not triumph!).

Rare, British, beautiful curves, and nothing makes a sound like that engine on a summers day.

Nothing german or italian anyway.

Let the sheep be happy as the masses flock to BMW or whoever.

Cerby4.5

1,643 posts

270 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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It’s a shame that some people feel the need to continually ‘slag off’ TVR, the cars and their owners. If it's not one thing it's another????

Most of us (Myself included) drive TVR's because we love them and because we choose to!!!!! But we don’t then feel compelled to launch a tirade of derision at drivers of every other sports car out there……………so why does it all come our way?

I have driven a lot of ‘Exotica’ in the past, (as I have family in the car business) and have also owned a couple of the other 'marques'. They are all great cars, but for quite some time now TVR is, (and continues to be), my preferred choice – end of story.

Cerby4.5
driving

Mr Freefall

2,323 posts

287 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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hut49 said:
[quote=*Phoenix*] ...most fellas are like 'its cheap and nasty, a poor mans porsche' attitude????


Parked the Cerb in the multi story at work today, and the boxster owner followed me. Parked up and went on my way. You could see the look on this guys face, the boxter cost him about £40k and he looked at the Cerb, and his face said it all ' now why didnt I think to get a TVR'

Seriously, the amount of looks I get get from people admiring the car when I drive it is unreal. I'm glas TVR stop making them, the more elite they are now, but I do wonder what I will be able to get when Tvr Cerbs are finally gone...

Mr F

Tripps

5,814 posts

301 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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I had the "don't you want a Porsche" question while I was with some mates at a stag over the weekend, from a guy who was somewhat into his cars.

Yes, I replied. A 911 would be great for my daily run-around to take the kids to school and drive to clients. What surprised him is that I'd still have to have a fun car in the garage and TVR are one of the few marques that fit that bill.

simonkd

1,386 posts

260 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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Every time I read negative comments from Fezza or Porker owners, I always think about this little clip. Still brings a smile to my face, never thought I'd see the day.
[url]www.pluginamerica.com/media/Wrightspeed.wmv[/url]
Regards
Simon

knut handsome

586 posts

242 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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*Phoenix* said:
Just heard this off the grapevine...


What grapevine?

*Phoenix* said:
TVR Cerberas/chims/griffs are considered cheap glorified kit-cars amongst the elite...


In my experience, the 'elite' are normally self-appointed, self-important, preening idiots, who talk very loudly among themselves hoping others will eavesdrop and be awestruck at how 'elite' they are.

*Phoenix* said:
The fact anyone who can afford a used banger bmw can afford a used tvr makes them a very attractive purchase, even for the odd man with holes in his pocket....


I suspect a lot of people would be very suprised that older TVRs are now within reach of average salaries. I certainly was when I searched on AutoTrader before buying mine (I was originally thinking Elise or XK). They are hardly cheap though.

This is a great thing, I think - the fact is there is NOTHING I can think of that comes close to TVR in terms of performance and style per pound, and that's something for TVR to be proud of.

If you are after a status symbol, and you can afford it, then you are talking about Porsche/Ferrari and similar - BMWs and Mercedes and the like may be nice, well-made cars, but they are, as has been pointed out, a dime-a-dozen.

TVRs, though hardly faultless, are (relatively) rare, fast, beautiful. Those who know a little about cars, may know they are made on a budget, but they still provoke a reaction (and generally a positive one at that) in most places. None of the other cars mentioned (apart from Ferrari) do that.

Even if I had the money to afford one of the 'elite' brands mentioned (BMW? Mercedes? really?), I'd still go with TVR (or something else a little different - Noble/Maserati/Marcos?). The others are so... ordinary.

Charisma, you know?



garethgtt

430 posts

263 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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I just think ultimately, wether you are in a fezza, a porker or whatever that cost 60k+ you know full well that the loud trevor in front of you thats popping flames out the back can drop you like a bad habit whenever it wants to and you in your 60k+ car will look like a tart

the trevor will always be seen as a `real` mans car wether its unreliable or not, its unpredicatable and therefore seen as dangerous and even more hairly chest manly!

at the end of the day its a REAL car not some poncey rubbish.

BLUETHUNDER

7,881 posts

289 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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Even if i had it up big on the lottery,TVR would still first and formost be in the garage full of exotica.What makes them different for me is that they are individual,You can hardly say they are a poor mans sports car,running cost alone blow that claim out of the water.I think we have a classic case of jealousy on the behalf of the elite,that we are driving around in more intresting and fun cars than what they are driving.And that shows by the reaction you get when you drive yours on the road.

dickkark

748 posts

250 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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garethgtt said:
I just think ultimately, wether you are in a fezza, a porker or whatever that cost 60k+ you know full well that the loud trevor in front of you thats popping flames out the back can drop you like a bad habit whenever it wants to and you in your 60k+ car will look like a tart

the trevor will always be seen as a `real` mans car wether its unreliable or not, its unpredicatable and therefore seen as dangerous and even more hairly chest manly!

at the end of the day its a REAL car not some poncey rubbish.

Bang on the moneybeer

jaker

3,950 posts

298 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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for me you can use the analogy of a night out...

would you rather be:

1) in a high class wine bar that costs £5 a drink, but all the right people go there to be seen

or

2) in a good old fashioned boozer, getting sozzled, where you laugh so much, you crack 3 ribs.

if 1) go buy a Merc SL, if 2) you need a Tiv.