Spotted in Porker Showroom Today

[cooky]

Spotted
Oh the shame of it!
Middleaged rotud figure seen in Porsche Main dealer in Cheshire, answers to the name of Cooky to all and sundry. Wallet was hidden out of sight and he was pulling a face like a slapped @rse

Mrs Cooky

[cooky]

Yes, its true....I was there...albeit under protest as the evil one was shopping (the shame)
Can't believe she has grassed me up on here though. Can someone try and talk some sense into the woman and inform the silly wench why a Boxster is NOT the way forward for her new ASDA Express.

T'was quite funny when the sales bloke asked me 'So you don't approve of your missus driving a sports car?'

to which I simply put on my TVR wooley hat, which was in my pocket and replied... 'Do Porsche make sports cars?' ....he then blanked me preceded to lay on the sales pitch on the wifebeast .

[V8Cerbera]

Well done Cooky, glad you put the salesbitch in his place. I'd never have a porker if t'were the last "sportscar" left on earth.

[jagdpanther]

Oh how I laughed at his dealings with the Pork Pimp!

"Do Porsche make sports cars"

[Cooky]

jagdpanther said:

Oh how I laughed at his dealings with the Pork Pimp!

"Do Porsche make sports cars"

of all the people who could have seen this thread....it had to be Yorkshires No.1

BOLLOX!!!!

Edited by Cooky on Monday 26th February 21:57

[jagdpanther]

Cooky said:

jagdpanther said:

Oh how I laughed at his dealings with the Pork Pimp!

"Do Porsche make sports cars"

of all the people who could have seen this thread....it had to be Yorkshires No.1

BOLLOX!!!!

Dont worry pal, your secret's safe with me (and 25,000 other ph'ers )

You've gotta laugh at the situation though...the time that every Tivver dreads...their wife wanting a Boxster

[Wilder]

I really cant see the problem with a Boxter, after all, its the choice of hairdressers and nail technicians everywhere!

[Wilder]

Btw Cooky, Ill give you a bell this weekend re our run out

[Cooky]

Wilder said:

Btw Cooky, I'll give you a bell this weekend re our run out

No worries, still may be a couple of weeks till mine is back though

[SXS]

Drive a boxter on the limit, it works... handling is superb.

but...

still aint figured out which way to face, is that the arse end or the mug end?