Mork calling Trackcar, come in trackcar

[RUSSELLM]

Hi ya Joo.

These here nice shiny small pipes, I keep seeing.

Do you have anything to suit a Purpley, silvery, pinky, gay looking Cerb ?

And a bit of a stupid question.

I'm due a 12k service, I presume you'd prefer the car after the service or does it not matter.

Ta
Russ

[trackcar]

hi there.

erm I was having the conversation about coloured pipes the other day with another customer .. I said I like black, i don't mind selling blue but would never ever sell yellow, red or any other colour. They look cheap, tacky and horrible in any other colour imo (especially the yellow pipes I've seen, utterly chavtastic ) .. i don't mind losing a sale or two of yellow pipes to preserve the reputation of my company

so black or blue is it lol

[FUBAR]

trackcar said:

(especially the yellow pipes I've seen, utterly chavtastic ) .. i don't mind losing a sale or two of yellow pipes to preserve the reputation of my company

If you're referring to my pipes Julian, then

[RUSSELLM]

Black it is then

I'll give you a call when she's been serviced.

Thanks

[tvr_edd]

trackcar said:

erm I was having the conversation about coloured pipes the other day with another customer ..

I hope they were a valued customer your going to give a big discount to

[rpicker]

Do the blue pipes discolour fairly quickly, mine is going to jules in two weeks and would have prefered blue. (goes with my eyes, which seem to go red quite often).
Ray

[trackcar]

FUBAR said:

trackcar said:

(especially the yellow pipes I've seen, utterly chavtastic ) .. i don't mind losing a sale or two of yellow pipes to preserve the reputation of my company

If you're referring to my pipes Julian, then

yep it's your car. why oh why oh why

[satman]

trackcar said:

FUBAR said:

trackcar said:

(especially the yellow pipes I've seen, utterly chavtastic ) .. i don't mind losing a sale or two of yellow pipes to preserve the reputation of my company

If you're referring to my pipes Julian, then

yep it's your car. why oh why oh why

[morebeanz]

He is very fond of custard...

[trackcar]

no offence Fubes but they aren't exactly erm .. well you know Still i'm pleased you have them if that's what makes you smile.

[philcerbera]

tvr_edd said:

trackcar said:

erm I was having the conversation about coloured pipes the other day with another customer ..

I hope they were a valued customer your going to give a big discount to

No need for a discount, he gave me big BHP instead

[marcus1970]

FUBAR said:

trackcar said:

(especially the yellow pipes I've seen, utterly chavtastic ) .. i don't mind losing a sale or two of yellow pipes to preserve the reputation of my company

If you're referring to my pipes Julian, then

I like them, after all, why would you want blue pipes on a yellow car?

I'd go for yellow brake callipers aswell.

MB

[FUBAR]

marcus1970 said:

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I'd go for yellow brake callipers aswell.

MB

[tvr_Edd]

philcerbera said:

tvr_edd said:

trackcar said:

erm I was having the conversation about coloured pipes the other day with another customer ..

I hope they were a valued customer your going to give a big discount to

No need for a discount, he gave me big BHP instead

He's already given me big bhp, now i'm going for BIG bhp

[carl_w]

marcus1970 said:

I like them, after all, why would you want blue pipes on a yellow car?

Because blue is fastest?

[trackcar]

carl_w said:

marcus1970 said:

I like them, after all, why would you want blue pipes on a yellow car?

Because blue is fastest?

Good call .. in fact Viper Blue is my favourite colour for a Cerbera

[philcerbera]

trackcar said:

carl_w said:

marcus1970 said:

I like them, after all, why would you want blue pipes on a yellow car?

Because blue is fastest?

Good call .. in fact Viper Blue is my favourite colour for a Cerbera

I never knew that Joolz. Excellent choice and just goes to prove that the blue ones are fastest

[Cyclone1]

rpicker said:

Do the blue pipes discolour fairly quickly, mine is going to jules in two weeks and would have prefered blue. (goes with my eyes, which seem to go red quite often).
Ray

Black is always the best option as it will hide any trace of discolouring. A flouro lining inside the pipe reduces the amount of discolouring, but on colours such as Yellow it will still eventually discolour. Black and Blue are among the "safest" to have if discolouration is your fear.

Jules.

[methodwares]

philcerbera said:

trackcar said:

carl_w said:

marcus1970 said:

I like them, after all, why would you want blue pipes on a yellow car?

Because blue is fastest?

Good call .. in fact Viper Blue is my favourite colour for a Cerbera

I never knew that Joolz. Excellent choice and just goes to prove that the blue ones are fastest

yeah, he probably saves all his tuning tricks for the blue ones. if you dig around his shop you'll find a little cheat sheet (probably under the dyno) in case he forgets

blue -- max hp
yellow 398 max
silver 407
red 400
black 411
any other of the gay colors 320

[marcus1970]

trackcar said:

carl_w said:

marcus1970 said:

I like them, after all, why would you want blue pipes on a yellow car?

Because blue is fastest?

Good call .. in fact Viper Blue is my favourite colour for a Cerbera

Blue is fastest - mine is imperial blue - yum yum...

However, you wouldn't have green pipes on a blue car would you?

I think yellow car, open the bonnet, nice yellow pipes. Maybe even the throttle pot centres could be yellow.

MB