entry proceedure
entry proceedure
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warpig1

Original Poster:

336 posts

235 months

Wednesday 16th May 2007
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no not the lock out proceedure.
just curious is it just me that looks like a castrated gibbon trying to climb in and out of my p+j or is everyone suffering the same?
every time i park at the side of the road and exit the car, usually arse first i can guarantee some one will drive past and start with the abuse. maybe its just because i'm a fat sod.

Timmy2TARs

656 posts

240 months

Wednesday 16th May 2007
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warpig1 said:
is it just me?


No. paperbag hehe

FUBAR

17,065 posts

268 months

Wednesday 16th May 2007
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Left leg in as far as possible then fall into the seat, ducking head (helps being 2'6" hehe), fold right leg in. Then 2 minutes getting the seatbealt rofl

warpig1

Original Poster:

336 posts

235 months

Wednesday 16th May 2007
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FUBAR said:
Left leg in as far as possible then fall into the seat, ducking head (helps being 2'6" hehe), fold right leg in. Then 2 minutes getting the seatbealt rofl

ah the seat belt, i've given up trying to put that on

ireland

3,517 posts

244 months

Wednesday 16th May 2007
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The procedure is

LEG

ARSE

HEAD

LEG

philcerbera

5,914 posts

280 months

Wednesday 16th May 2007
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ireland said:
The procedure is

LEG

ARSE

HEAD

LEG



Ever tried that combination when getting out laugh

ridds

8,372 posts

274 months

Thursday 17th May 2007
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A Cerb is a breeze! Try a Lotus Elise!

methodwares

583 posts

274 months

Thursday 17th May 2007
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exit is a bit different, at least for me....

right leg out, right hand on the door jam behind you just above the door catch, then roll the left shoulder and hip over the right and the left leg tends to follow, standing up along the way.

it might be easy for me to do it this way cause i'm a short anorexic f**k

TT Tim

4,168 posts

277 months

Thursday 17th May 2007
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ridds said:
A Cerb is a breeze! Try a Lotus Elise!


PMSL, ain't that the truth!

Try parking one in Tescos then crawling out when you're too close to the car next to you - you'll have no dignity left at all!

Tim

amazon

3,704 posts

241 months

Thursday 17th May 2007
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And talking of dignity - try it in a skirt! eek

Not sure about whether this will look good for blokes, but I swing both legs out (having moved the sit back as far as it will go!) and provided I get the balance right and with my right arm on the outside of the car, I can just about unravel from there! Never tried it in a hurry! laugh Yet.

grahamn

1,777 posts

264 months

Thursday 17th May 2007
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laugh

This thread has cheered me up no end this morning

laugh

byker28i

91,783 posts

247 months

Thursday 17th May 2007
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Be a short arse - It works well then as I just slide the seat right back (usually forgetting about my youngest sat behind)

Ireland

3,517 posts

244 months

Thursday 17th May 2007
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ridds said:
A Cerb is a breeze! Try a Lotus Elise!

That's where I learned it.

invercerb

2,370 posts

295 months

Thursday 17th May 2007
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I get in like a woman, arse first, then legs, you never who might be there to take a picture up your skirt

grass widow

2,201 posts

253 months

Thursday 17th May 2007
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amazon said:
And talking of dignity - try it in a skirt! eek

Not sure about whether this will look good for blokes, but I swing both legs out (having moved the sit back as far as it will go!) and provided I get the balance right and with my right arm on the outside of the car, I can just about unravel from there! Never tried it in a hurry! laugh Yet.

yes

But your considerably taller than I am, I'm only 5'2" but if I'm in the driving seat I still have to push the seat as far back as it will go as I have to pull it as far forward as it will go to reach the peddles to drive.

Having the peddles raised this week so it should be a bit easier :fingercrossed:

But even me as short arse has fallen getting out before now paperbag Trouble is I laughed so instead of it going unnoticed I drew attention to it :sigh:

RUSSELLM

6,002 posts

277 months

Thursday 17th May 2007
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amazon said:
And talking of dignity - try it in a skirt! eek


I have paperbag

FUBAR

17,065 posts

268 months

Thursday 17th May 2007
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Why doesnt that suprise me

RUSSELLM

6,002 posts

277 months

Thursday 17th May 2007
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hehe

Those bra straps are so uncomfortable.

iaint

10,040 posts

268 months

Thursday 17th May 2007
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ridds said:
A Cerb is a breeze! Try a Lotus Elise!


Spent Monday evening at Silversonte with a mate in his Motorsport Elise. Bloody awkward and not one for graceful entry/exit!

FUBAR

17,065 posts

268 months

Thursday 17th May 2007
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As Ive said before, tried to get out of an Elise with a hard top on whilst in the dealer's showroom. Ended up in a heap on the floor paperbag