Ummm.... odd behaviour

[V8Cerbera]

Has anyone else noticed really bizarre behaviour from the general public towards your Cerb? I'm used to kids pointing, staring and shouting... BUT... the other day, I emerged from work on a quick smoke break and saw a random man standing, stroking my bonnet. He then patted her twice and walked off back out of the carpark and down the road.

Now I don't mean just checking the paintwork: This dude was actually stroking her like an owner would stroke a cat to make it purr...

I just don't get some people.

[alinton]

Ha that's excellent, made me laugh out loud! Bless him, he'd probably always coveted one!

I have had similar emotional responses before, i.e. grown men standing there saying 'that really is beautiful', but never caught anyone fondling it!

A.

[ridds]

How odd....

[Buffoon]

No-one given my bonnet a buffing yet. The great thing about them though is that they seem to appeal to all ages. Whilst parked in Maldon, (back in those long last days of continued sunshine)a young boy gave his Dad a dig in the nuts and pointed admiringly at my motor. Less than a minute later, a lady of around 95yrs said to her friend that I had a lovely car. Not sure if this is cool or not, but made me smile

[Ireland]

Have a look inside your exhaust pipe

[thegreengoblet]

Ireland said:

Have a look inside your exhaust pipe

My thoughts exactly!

[V8Cerbera]

thegreengoblet said:

Ireland said:

Have a look inside your exhaust pipe

My thoughts exactly!

I'm scared, very scared. I did hear some lasses talking about a nutter that was in to sh*gging automobiles and how he'd probably love a go at mine.... I hope they didn't tip him off.

[FUBAR]

Is this him? He's partial to British metal by the looks of it.

[SI-PEN]

FUBAR said:

Is this him? He's partial to British metal by the looks of it.

OH NO! That is soooooooooooo wrong! Bet it gets binned!!!!

[Cooky]

That sucks!!!!




New Minister of the Environment, checking immision levels.....he even wears the official Party Colours.

Edited by Cooky on Tuesday 3rd July 13:15

[FUBAR]

I think you'll find it blows

[V8Cerbera]

DUDE!!! I was eating when I refreshed this thread! Don't *EVER* do that to me again

[Cooky]

or is it the latest Trackday Silencer ?

"mate.... it goes a lot quieter when you do this"

[FUBAR]

Cooky said:

or is it the latest Trackday Silencer ?

"mate.... it goes a lot quieter when you do this"

coffee/keyboard

[Carlos29]

Rumour has it that this guy will inspect any car your thinking about buying.
His services are free, he turns up smartly dressed on the doorstep of the person selling the car, then when they permit him to perform the inspection, off comes the suit and on go the overalls.
No wonder I haven't found a Cerbera yet, he keeps coming back saying he thinks it's f, but will need to go back with a friend to be sure to be sure. Something to do with Twin Sports exhausts and pops and bangs.

[V8Cerbera]

Carlos29 said:

Rumour has it that this guy will inspect any car your thinking about buying.
His services are free, he turns up smartly dressed on the doorstep of the person selling the car, then when they permit him to perform the inspection, off comes the suit and on go the overalls.
No wonder I haven't found a Cerbera yet, he keeps coming back saying he thinks it's f, but will need to go back with a friend to be sure to be sure. Something to do with Twin Sports exhausts and pops and bangs.

I might like to point out that isn't the only banging that's being illustrated.

Fortunately I can say that the gentleman spotted stroking my vehicle was not this man (I hope he doesn't have some kind of car fking cult to which the said person might belong)....

I'm pretty sure that if anything had been left in the exhaust (I'd have thought 3" might be a bit loose?) that it would have been blown well out by now.

[cerbielee]

cant stop chuckling! until i realised he was wearing my wifes underwear?

[ancol]

now i know why its called a blow job i bet he,s exhausted now, i know they say big cars are a penis extension but that sucks if you pardon the pun

[Far Eastender]

He was probably a Porsche owner....

[Buffoon]

Still not seen this picture as it is firewalled. Forgot to look last night at home.

Is there a web link like sickopervman.com?