Best Dealer/Indie verbal quotes!!!

[SXS]

Just heard this today, due to naming and shaming policies cant disclose which party said this, but damn!!!

Customer:
I owe you 2k? I'll do my best to get the funds together by next week.

Mechanic:
If you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your f'cking head in front of everyone in the bank. And just about the time I get out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. But guess what? I'll crack your f'cking head again! 'Cause I'm f'cking stupid! I don't give a f'ck about jail! That's my business. That's what I do.

jesus

[Tvr_Edd]

[BCA]

[Vixpy1]

What was Jesus doing in a TVR Indy ?

[methodwares]

hahaha, pretty sure i know who that is, based on what a friend of mine told me about the guy's personality. he is highly rated on the forum, but based on my friend's observation i would not take my car to him as i don't like people like that.

not a problem with the quality of work, but a problem with the personality.

[AlVal]

casino classic

[gazm]

where is this dealer based geographically

[Whitey]

what a shame he was not in charge of warranty claims at his workshop liasing with the TVR factory.

[Gazzab]

More clues Ash......?

[southendpier]

"I owe you £2K?" - Mechanic doing unauthorised work then...

[AlVal]

and heres the recording of it

http://album.alval.net/coma.wav

Edited by AlVal on Saturday 14th July 20:25