Warning!!! Cerberas Steal!!!

[V8Cerbera]

A little off the beaten track this one, but anyone that keeps their spare change in their left-side jeans pocket might want to check between the seat and the transmission tunnel. I caught sight of a shiny quid, so I went to retrieve it and found that my hand brushed more than just a quid. So I did some digging and found that over a period of $I-DONT-KNOW-HOW-LONG$, the Cerb has slowly and systematically stolen the following...

1x A Fiver
3x £2 coins
5x £1 coins
1x 50p coin
5x 20p coin
1x 10p coin
3x 5p coin
2x 2p coin
3x 1p coin
AND 1x AMERICAN QUARTER (I've never been to America!)
TOTAL - £17.82 & ^^THAT^^

AND A PACK OF POLOS!!!!

Worth checking yours???

[The AJP Griff]

I could never loose a fiver and not know it!You must be one of those wealthy MD types

Edited by The AJP Griff on Saturday 11th August 19:55

[Marian]

Hmm... Someone needs to learn to be more thorough with their car cleaning methinks.

[ridds]

[V8Cerbera]

Marian said:

Hmm... Someone needs to learn to be more thorough with their car cleaning methinks.

I do some interior cleaning, I just hadn't checked under the seat before now...

[SXS]

thats nothing, try finding 3 used rubbers all feckin brick hard under the passenger seat!
Screwed up thing is that I dont know if they're mine or not... bloody tequilla

[Nitro Cerb]

SXS said:

thats nothing, try finding 3 used rubbers all feckin brick hard under the passenger seat!
Screwed up thing is that I dont know if they're mine or not... bloody tequilla

The kids definitely are! Seeing as the jonnies are under the seat. Donno if you know but they don't work unless there on!!!!!

[TooTall Paul]

frazer guest said:

The AJP Griff said:

I could never loose a fiver and not know it!You must be one of those wealthy MD types

Edited by The AJP Griff on Saturday 11th August 19:55

Only a southerner could loose brass and not know about it.

Frazer, your hanging around these parts alot, are you hankering after a Cerb??

[C3BER]

See you tomorrow Paul.

Had a look under the seats today and collected.

1. Empty crisp packet x 2
2. Furry sweets of some unknown type
3. Sod all cash, think GW had been there first

[TooTall Paul]

C3BER said:

See you tomorrow Paul.

Had a look under the seats today and collected.

1. Empty crisp packet x 2
2. Furry sweets of some unknown type
3. Sod all cash, think GW had been there first

Cheers Mick, looks like we missed agood day out!!

[ancol]

how the hell did you manage to use three rubbers in a cerb anyway, you must be a friggin contortionist and who ever you were sc@@ing must have been too. please enlighten us how its done just in case i pull one of the days when i am hooning around

[C3BER]

Yes we did, looking at the pictures is hard after all the effort put into just getting there and it all goes because of a bloody alternator. Not to worry it will be back on the road this week as clean and spick and span as ever, minus the crisp packets.