Is it a bird, is it a plane? Dear oh dear!
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I had to give a couple of mates a lift home from the pub. Now, the one who was in the back decided to get in the front and odopted the following technique!
1. Shuffle around before 'STANDING UP!!!!' in the back of the car. I was
already impressed!
2. Thought his feet were already outside the car, so attempted stepping forward!
3. Naturally caught feet on the sill
4. Did a fine impression of Superman as he launched head first, arms stretched
out infront of him, out of the car!
5. Carried sufficient momentum down the slippery bank I had parked next to!
6. Icing on the cake, a quiet muffled voice from the darkness, 'Will you
bast**ds stop laughing and help me up!'
Just a few scratches, a shattered ego and muddy knees and elbows! We laughed for hours!
My mates only comment, 'May have to work on getting out of the bloody thing!'
I'll be really dissapointed if he dosen't do it everytime now!
1. Shuffle around before 'STANDING UP!!!!' in the back of the car. I was
already impressed!
2. Thought his feet were already outside the car, so attempted stepping forward!
3. Naturally caught feet on the sill
4. Did a fine impression of Superman as he launched head first, arms stretched
out infront of him, out of the car!
5. Carried sufficient momentum down the slippery bank I had parked next to!
6. Icing on the cake, a quiet muffled voice from the darkness, 'Will you
bast**ds stop laughing and help me up!'
Just a few scratches, a shattered ego and muddy knees and elbows! We laughed for hours!
My mates only comment, 'May have to work on getting out of the bloody thing!'
I'll be really dissapointed if he dosen't do it everytime now!
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