Earthquake. TVR Related?

[Buffoon]

My first thoughts this morning when I heard about the quake was probably a load of old moany coffin dodgers moaning about a late night TVR Hoon.

Then something frightening happened. I found out that the epi-centre was located at exactly the spot where I bought my car last year. So either the previous owner has spontaneously exploded from not owning a cerb any more, or I have upset the natural distribution of cars, causing some kind of rift in the space time continuum.

I never thought the responsibility of ownership would be so much to bare.

[Byker28i]

Chaos Theory at work, I've just decatted...

[Mr M]

Perhaps it's because more of us are becoming vegetarians.

[copilot]

Mr M said:

Perhaps it's because more of us are becoming vegetarians.

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