ESSO garage - funny!

[HyattsTVR]

SO....

pulls into the my local Esso garage....tops up with the go faster juice, whilst topping up...got all the normall stares and nods... then up comes the local nut job!

Nut - "fast is it?"

me - "it goes...."

Nut - " sounds really nice .. its a TVR?"

me - " yes ... Cerbera "

Nut - " bet it cost allot "

Me - " up keep does cost, as all high performance cars do i guess "

Nut - " blue? .. i want one of these "

Me - " yes , nice striking color GTS Viper Blue "......

Nut - " i am going to buy one "

ME - " good for you , check out the classifieds on pistonsheads "

...and he walks off.... gets into his beaten up Astra and drives off!!!!

so i goes into the Esso garage to pay, and the lady says to me.. what ferrari do you want?

i laughed and said... there isnt one fast enough, thought she was taking the pee!!! ( affordable more like )

the young lady behind me laughed... as the esso lady was asking me what TOY Ferrari i wanted for free as i had put in a million pounds worth of the go faster juice!!!

ops.... was funny at the time though!

Mark

[SI-PEN]

That made me chuckle, as soon as she said "what Ferrari" I knew your comment was going to be real Ferrari based.

It's the sort of foulish comment I'd make and then walk away feeling 2 foot tall with a penis sticking out the top of my head!

[V8 GRF]

Sure it wasn't a Shell garage? They're the ones doing the V-Power Ferrari promo at the moment

[HyattsTVR]

V8 GRF said:

Sure it wasn't a Shell garage? They're the ones doing the V-Power Ferrari promo at the moment

yes.....DOH... Shell! why was i thinking Esso???? its friday.. to much petrol sniffing... i'm bad!

[Steve E]

I too got a Fararri today! A 430.

Already got the Cerb so gave it to the young lad next door!

He might stop trying to open the doors now?